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Dear Mary,
I regret to inform you that I will be unable to move forward with attending your wedding this spring. Unfortunately, I receive a number of qualified applicants, and I have to choose wisely. I don’t usually give feedback, but in this case, the wedding you’ve submitted is not a culture fit for my social life because you’ve failed to provide information on whether or not there will be an open bar.
Best of luck in your future endeavors,
Ginny

Dear Sarah,
After careful consideration, I have to report that I’m unable to add your wedding to my social calendar. I have a 10% acceptance rate on wedding invitations, and unfortunately, another wedding that same weekend is a better fit. The wedding you’ve invited me to appears to be a green card marriage, and, while I want only the best for you, I’ve decided that a real marriage between two people who know each other is more qualified. Please don’t hesitate to reach out again in the future if you are getting married again.
Best of luck in your future endeavors,
Ginny

Dear Mark,
On behalf of myself, I want to thank you for taking the time to invite me to your wedding. I apologize for the delayed response, and I understand that your nuptials may have passed. I received over 6 wedding invitations in the last year, and the decision to not attend any of the