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A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries

A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries
Jun 13, 2018 · 5m

Injuries are a part of every sport. A hockey player might lose three or four teeth in a game, while never leaving the ice. In American football, 49ers defensive back...

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Injuries are a part of every sport. A hockey player might lose three or four teeth in a game, while never leaving the ice. In American football, 49ers defensive back Ronnie Lott once had part of his pinkie finger amputated so he could keep playing.
But in soccer, sometimes it’s difficult to tell how serious the injury is. Or if there’s even an actual injury.
With that in mind, here’s what to look for during the 2018 World Cup:

Player Falls To Ground Holding His Ear.
The player has just heard Nicky Jam and Will Smith’s World Cup anthem “Live It Up” played somewhere in the stadium. After ample time to check and recheck their ears for blood, the player will be able to resume game activities.
If for some reason, Shakira’s “Waka Waka” has been mistakenly played, they may need to be stretchered off and get a squirt from a Gatorade bottle.

Player Falls To Ground And Rolls Twice.
The log roll injury display is a popular form of injury that will require the attention of the head referee and stop the game. Generally, the more rolls the player completes, the less severe the injury actually is. If it’s half roll, though, recovery might necessitate a slow walk to the touchline, a quick jog to restore function to injured area (wherever it is), and a squirt from a Gatorade bottle.

Player Falls To Ground After Being On The Receiving End Of A Head Butt.
You can’t be too careful with a head injury. That’s why it’s best to go down before any contact can take place and then writhe on the ground, holding your cranium, and thinking about what might’ve happened.
Play can resume after you walk off the pitch, give your head and face a squirt with the Gatorade bottle to remove any non-concussion concussion symptoms.

Two Players Fall To Ground After Knocking Heads Together.
Soccer is more like American football than people may think and this injury proves it. After a clash of heads the
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