We're in Egypt today, for a two-parter everything bagel with a side of crocodile. First, a jeweler finds a cryptic prophecy etched into a skull that will take generations to come to pass. Then, all hell breaks loose when a mother tries to have a life outside the cave, proving you really can't have it all. In the end, a rental horse, a game of checkers, and a mysterious old man will tie everything up nicely. Come for the story, stay for the incessant background cat noises.

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