We're in Bavaria this week, to meet a prince who falls for a fairy under the river, leaving his existing fiancée in the dust. When he realizes his mistake, the years have flown by, and taken their toll. He lives out his life in quiet isolation, but he deserves it because he's a feet guy. Be prepared for MULTIPLE ripple wipes, as we travel backwards and forwards in time.

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