Greetings from the Slavic lands, where we meet The Maid with the Hair of Gold, a titular woman with no speaking lines whatsoever. Lowly servant George is nobody in particular, but after a bite of a magical fish, he gets the power to understand the animals. After that, life for George becomes a complicated maze through nature's quirky mores as he wanders around collecting IOUs from spiders and birds. But can he outwit a capricious king with an itchy guillotine finger? Join us to find out!

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