Today we're in Russia where a prince ends up with a frog for a wife because he sucks at archery. His attempts to hasten the end of her curse make things worse, and when she leaves he has nobody to make his rugs for him. To get her back, he'll have to enlist the help of Baba Yaga and a vodka-drunk bear on a unicycle—this is Russia, after all.

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