We're in Martinique to hear about Madame Kéleman, an old witch whose name you'd better not forget. If you do forget, however, the crabs might know it, so you could try asking them. Head down to the spring and look for the little clutch of straw boater hats—all the cool crabs wear them. Don't miss the floor show, and please remember the two drink minimum.

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