It is Tuesday, we are in Russia, and hell is empty because all the devils are in an abandoned castle near the tavern. A retired soldier may have what it takes to scatter them back to the underworld, but not without causing some serious complications for himself. Is his magic flour sack enough to get him into heaven? Will he spend the rest of his doomed life in walking laps around his apartment, unable to truly live or die? Is this all a little too on the nose? Maybe so—but not today, Satans.

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