We discuss the dialogue of racism surrounding the confederate battleflag, uncover its true origins and decide that ultimately changing ourselves is better than arguing about a piece of cloth; the silver lining in the Dylann Roof South Carolina church massacre is the lesson of love and forgiveness that we learn from the grieving relatives of the 9 people gunned down; the University of Michigan will eradicate Polio, America is getting fatter, craft beers give you man boobs, Charlie Sheen has an incredible command of the English language during twitter rants; Funkhouser argues the finer points of pop tarts, prefers a fruity tease.