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The Joose is for fellow potty-mouths who need a good laugh and don't take life too seriously! Gina Joose "spills the tea" or "gives the joose" as she recaps her...
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The Joose is for fellow potty-mouths who need a good laugh and don't take life too seriously! Gina Joose "spills the tea" or "gives the joose" as she recaps her favourite movies, all while mocking the shit out of them and sprinkling in some good-humoured love. If you need someone to laugh at, she gives you her full permission!
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23 OCT 2022 · Gina and her long-time best friend Chlöe spill the Joose on Dennis the Menace. What do you get when you have two besties, a bottle of champagne, shots of fireball and several white claws later? A f*cking sh*t show of a podcast.
Sprinkled between bursts of laughter, screaming, "ew's" and singing, Chlöe and Gina recap their fave childhood movie. On second thought, we don't think you can call it a "recap". The slurring gets worse as time goes on.
Chlöe relates to robber and Gina does 72352785 impressions of Mr.Wilson.
Don't forget about 'Sob-bob-ed Tuffy' and Winken, Blinken and Nod. Or as Gina repeats over and over, 'Nob'.
Laugh along with us, watch the movie and never take this too seriously!
17 DEC 2020 · Blank Check
This movie is a 90’s kids dream.
Imagine a slight rip-off of Home Alone, along with a million really fucking cool toys, a HIGHLY inappropriate relationship and pimp-daddy kid who will turn into a criminal slash already is one.
Gina gives the joose on how savage and horny the parents are, how no children are given a shit about in the movie and how much the FBI sucks ass at solving bank robberies and laundering.
Gina’s impressions involve a lot of yelling by the Dad (shocker) and baby talk from the kid. Get ready for the sound effects at 30:00… you won’t be disappointed.
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
9 NOV 2020 · Sex and the City
Season 1 Ep 3
Bay of Married Pigs
Gina gives the joose on peppercorn dicks, Miranda’s questionable sexualityalong with her manipulation and exploitation of an innocent gay woman, Charlottebeing way too pretentious and how Samantha is a hero in this episode.
Why would Carrie EVER be friends with a married couple? She wouldn’t.
That’s all.
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely forentertainment!
30 OCT 2020 · Season 1 Ep 2
Models and Mortals
Here is a great idea, make an episode making fun of models when 3 out of 4 main characters are basically models themselves.
Gina gives the joose on a sexual predator, Miranda’s shocking confidence and more people shoving their mouth with food while they talk.
What the fuck is a modelizer? Charlotte is featured in this episode for 20 seconds. Big is sexy AF.
That’s all.
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
23 OCT 2020 · Sex and the City
Season 1 Ep 1
This show is equal part garbage and equal part amazing.
Gina recaps the pilot episode… avoiding all very obviousissues with the show, sexism, racism, homophobia etc. She keeps it light andbreezy and also very hateful.
Gina gives the joose from Carrie’s perspective…ish. A littletwist on recapping episodes to keep y’all on your feet! A few excitingannouncements as well!
Which character do you think Gina hates the most? We allknow which one is the prude and which one is the friskiest, but who constantlyshoves food in her mouth as she talks?
Don't takethis podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
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15 OCT 2020 · The Princess Diaries
Spoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing.
Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries.
This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky mom. You have to have a corky mom.
Gina and Michelle give the joose on who they think is hot and or gay, how the movie is an hour and a half, but nothing seems to happen and who wears cornrows. You’ve got terrible impressions, a variety of accents and a lot of singing again.
Stay tuned to the end because the outtakes are almost as good as the recap.
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
7 OCT 2020 · The Mask
Somebody Stop Me!!
Gina recaps one of her favourite movie as a kid, “The Mask”
This movie fucking rocks. It rocked in 1994 and it still rocks today. There isn’t much to make fun of, but Gina attempts many impressions. Some good, some not so good.
Listen as Gina gives the joose on who she thinks is hot (besides the obvious Cameron D) which scenes have given her PTSD and anxiety and who is a good boy. Gina sings a lot in this episode because who doesn’t love a great musical piece?
As soon as you are done listening to this episode go watch the movie!!! Seriously, it rocks.
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
2 OCT 2020 · FREAKY FRIDAY
It was freaky and it was Friday.
Gina and her cohost Michelle recap 2003 Freaky Friday.
We had to keep on the theme of Lindsay Lohan and Gina’s hate for older women. Jamie Lee Curtis is the most embarrassing person as she attempts to be a teenager. THIS SHOULD NEVER BE A THING. NO ADULT WOMAN SHOULD PLAY A TEENAGER – IT WON’T WORK.
Gina and Michelle give the joose on how dumb this movie actually is, but also how much we love it. Who do we call Casper the Ghost? How fucking twisted and fucked up would it be to wake up and look down to see not your one vagine, but YOUR MOM’S!!
New character Stinky Pinkhouse is introduced which leads to minutes of the girls laughing – don’t worry, we sped up the laughter so you can go on with your day, but how could we take it out?
The outtakes are almost just as long as the episode. Please humour us and listen to the very end…. Count how many times Michelle calls chad Michael Murray hot – spoiler it is A LOT!!
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
22 SEP 2020 · I have a little treat for you! A FREE preview of one of my favourite chapters from my book, "F*ck U, Next - How to Overcome Heartbreak" titled, "A Purple Dinosaur, Hot Jesus and a Drag Queen Walk Into the Bar"
Need I explain more?
Gina's audiobook will be released very soon! Here is a little sneak preview to get you reeeeeaaaaaaal excited for the book available on AUDIBLE!
Gina gives the joose on her breakup, post breakup hookups, and everything inbetween.... LAAAAWWWWDDD is it juicy... and very helpful!
Enjoy!!
31 AUG 2020 · ROCK OF LOVE
Season 1 Episode 1
Gina and her cohosts/sisters Alison and Margot recap the reality show, Rock of Love.
It features our one and only love, the husband to our sister wives, Bret Michaels.
Bret is looking for love. They found 25 of the most beautiful women in the world (his words, definitely not ours) for Bret to choose from to find his rock of love. Think The Bachelor, but way more dramatic and a lot more trash (in the good way) Expect to find a lot of really poorly done fake tits (which we love) a bunch of really drunk and idiotic women and a few really awesome characters.
Gina and her sisters give the joose on their true adoration and horniness for the lead singer of Poison, their imitations of the most annoying girls on the show and how tall Big John really is. We discuss men’s height to penis ratio, scream from embarrassment and laugh…. A LOT.
I know I say we will cover every episode this season, but it may take some convincing of the siblings first! So, for the mean time enjoy this first episode and hopefully you will love it and want more!
Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!
The Joose is for fellow potty-mouths who need a good laugh and don't take life too seriously! Gina Joose "spills the tea" or "gives the joose" as she recaps her...
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The Joose is for fellow potty-mouths who need a good laugh and don't take life too seriously! Gina Joose "spills the tea" or "gives the joose" as she recaps her favourite movies, all while mocking the shit out of them and sprinkling in some good-humoured love. If you need someone to laugh at, she gives you her full permission!
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| Author | Gina Jestadt |
| Organization | Gina Jestadt |
| Categories | Film Reviews , TV Reviews |
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