25 APR 2024 · Raven goes to Hipsterville to find her "gothic prince" while she's visiting her Aunt Libby, her cool hipster-aunt that Raven makes fun of for having alt fashion...the hypocrisy is lost on her. She visits "The Coffin Club", a nightclub that totally doesn't have vampires why do you ask? While there, she meets the mysterious Jagger who is also totally not a vampire, just because he keeps rambling about darkness and eternity and we can't see his reflection pffffft

23 APR 2024 · Quick recap: Raven Madison is a goth girl in the town of "Dullsville", who claims she doesn't fit in because the rest of the town is too preppy, but in reality it's because she's a judgmental pick-me. She meets Alexander Sterling, the only other goth she's ever met so they immediately fall in love. Everyone in town, including Raven, thinks Alexander is a vampire, until he proves to them he's just a regular kid who likes Hot "Gothic". But then it turns out he actually IS a vampire!! In VK2: "Kissing Coffins", we start off with Raven hanging out with her friend Becky, and getting annoyed that Becky isn't a push-over like she was in the last book. Alexander mysteriously disappeared into the night, so Raven has made it her mission to find her "true love". This whole series is basically an advertisement for Hot Topic

4 APR 2024 · Lucien talks more about his vampire childhood, and complains about how his own 100-year-old daughter is but a young infant. Meanwhile, he continues to pursue the busty 25-year-old Paulelica when she's just trying to girl-boss it over here. Paul gleefully throws away Betsy's money on in-app diamonds in order to make questionable decisions for his fictional cartoon daughter, and talks about the sexy in-game birds. No like literal birds; griffins and were-pigeons.

2 APR 2024 · Paulelica continues to try to find Lucien a love match, while he continues to waste her time in his attempts to f*ck her. Lucien makes Paulelica wait at the bar while he goes on dates, then when she gets mad, he apologizes by buying her more drinks at the bar while he continues to go on more dates. Betsy and Paul discuss vampire hygiene (are they anti-germ theory?) as well as old vampire stock options (what do you mean, there's no more Ottoman Empire?!)

7 MAR 2024 · This trailer contains snippets of the "Courts of thorns and roses"/ACOTAR season we did a while back. I've been going back and fixing the audio on the older seasons, because as many of you know, the audio wasn't great and i didn't have the equipment that I have now. if you'd like to hear the full season of ACOTAR, and not just clips, head on over to my patreon page at patreon.com/badbookbash where, for $5 a month, you can listen to all the new and improved episodes, as well as visual elements to our recordings, getting episodes ahead of time, as well as other subscriber perks. Enjoy the soundbites! Starring Irish comedians Sinead Walsh and Jessica Collins

5 MAR 2024 · This trailer contains snippets of the "Courts of thorns and roses"/ACOTAR season we did a while back. I've been going back and fixing the audio on the older seasons, because as many of you know, the audio wasn't great and i didn't have the equipment that I have now. if you'd like to hear the full season of ACOTAR, and not just clips, head on over to my patreon page at patreon.com/badbookbash where, for $5 a month, you can listen to all the new and improved episodes, as well as visual elements to our recordings, getting episodes ahead of time, as well as other subscriber perks. Enjoy the soundbites! Starring Irish comedians Sinead Walsh and Jessica Collins

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23 JAN 2024 · Hey folks! So since I've been busy with wedding planning, I haven't had much time to work on new episodes, however I've gone back to some older seasons and edited the "Dark Heroine" season into one giant episode; if you'd like to listen to the full thing, visit www.patreon.com/badbookbash. I also edited the audio; granted it's still not great since I was recording on my phone back then so there's only so much I can do to fix it, but I think it's still a little bit better than before. Anywho please enjoy this blast from the past!

4 JAN 2024 · Salvio and Molly get married despite her miscarriage, because he tells her that she's still fertile enough to give him kids. He doesn't want an equal partner, he essentially wants a baby-making sex slave, and poor Molly goes along with it because he also agreed to pay her brother's debts. The entire struggle of their relationship is Molly trying to convince Salvio that she deserves to be seen as an equal, and eventually he does; but that's something that should have been given to her by default from the very beginning!!

2 JAN 2024 · Salvio claims he can smell if a woman is on her period....? Also he proposes to Molly, telling her he is only proposing because she is agreeable, beddable, and pregnant, then he's confused when she's sad at how fucked up his proposal is. Keego and Alex talk about how Salvio is turning into a literally dick