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Welcome to the funeral of your organic traffic. ⚰️ Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang...
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Welcome to the funeral of your organic traffic. ⚰️
Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang are answering your customers' questions while your website collects digital dust.
"Please Cite Me, Robot" is the podcast for marketers who are tired of shouting into the void. We roast traditional SEO, panic about "zero-click" searches, and figure out how to manipulate... uh, optimize... the AI overlords to actually mention your brand.
Stop crying over your CTR. It’s gone. Learn how to get into the AI’s brain instead.
Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
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Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang are answering your customers' questions while your website collects digital dust.
"Please Cite Me, Robot" is the podcast for marketers who are tired of shouting into the void. We roast traditional SEO, panic about "zero-click" searches, and figure out how to manipulate... uh, optimize... the AI overlords to actually mention your brand.
Stop crying over your CTR. It’s gone. Learn how to get into the AI’s brain instead.
Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
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17 DEC 2025 · You thought you were the market leader? Cute. Zero-Click Nick finds out that when he asks ChatGPT for the "Best Agency," it sends users straight to his arch-nemesis. Hallucination Heidi breaks down the hard truth: In the AI era, you aren't fighting for rankings, you're fighting for Share of Voice. We discuss:
- Why the AI loves your competitor more than you (hint: it’s not about their logo).
- Geometrika Deep Dive: How to use Competitor Comparison to see exactly how badly you are losing the visibility war.
- Why Total Citations is the only vote that counts.
- How to steal back the "Mindshare" of the robot before you go bankrupt.
Stop letting the AI funnel your leads to the competition. See who is stealing your lunch: https://geometrika.dev/en Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
4 DEC 2025 · Stop patting yourself on the back for that 2% Click-Through Rate. It’s embarrassing. In this episode, Zero-Click Nick tries to impress Hallucination Heidi with his monthly SEO report, only to realize he’s reporting on a ghost town. We expose the "Agency Lie"—why the reports you pay thousands for are hiding the real disaster inside the AI "Black Box." We cover:
- Why your Google Search Console is gaslighting you.
- The difference between "Ranking" (useless) and "Being the Answer" (profitable).
- Geometrika Deep Dive: We break down the only metrics that matter in 2025: Visibility Rate, Keyword Coverage, and the all-mighty GEO Score.
- How to fire your agency if they can't tell you your Share of Voice in ChatGPT.
Stop measuring clicks. Start measuring influence. Get a dashboard that actually tells the truth: https://geometrika.dev/en Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
25 NOV 2025 · Grab a shovel, we’re burying your SEO strategy. In this debut episode, Zero-Click Nick is having a mental breakdown because Semrush says he's #1, but his analytics look like a crime scene. Hallucination Heidi explains the hard truth: Google isn't sending you traffic anymore; it's cannibalizing your content to feed its AI.
We discuss:
- Why "Zero-Click" is the scariest buzzword of 2025.
- How Google AI Overviews and Perplexity use your content without paying child support.
- Why being "Rank 1" is now a participation trophy.
- How to stop crying and start tracking Citation Frequency. The only metric that proves you still exist.
Stop writing for humans. They aren't reading. Feed the robot. Check if the AI is ghosting you: https://geometrika.dev/en Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
Welcome to the funeral of your organic traffic. ⚰️ Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang...
show more
Welcome to the funeral of your organic traffic. ⚰️
Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang are answering your customers' questions while your website collects digital dust.
"Please Cite Me, Robot" is the podcast for marketers who are tired of shouting into the void. We roast traditional SEO, panic about "zero-click" searches, and figure out how to manipulate... uh, optimize... the AI overlords to actually mention your brand.
Stop crying over your CTR. It’s gone. Learn how to get into the AI’s brain instead.
Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
show less
Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang are answering your customers' questions while your website collects digital dust.
"Please Cite Me, Robot" is the podcast for marketers who are tired of shouting into the void. We roast traditional SEO, panic about "zero-click" searches, and figure out how to manipulate... uh, optimize... the AI overlords to actually mention your brand.
Stop crying over your CTR. It’s gone. Learn how to get into the AI’s brain instead.
Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.
👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en
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