This week, we answer the age old question - what's stupider: a modern day comedy adaption of Baywatch or another freaking Pirates of the Caribbean movie 14 years after the first one came out. The answer might surprise you, but probably won't. After all, have you seen the ads for Baywatch? Not even the Rock could save that sinking ship of a film. Seriously, Zac Efron needs a new agent. On the other hand, so does Johnny Depp. On this one we discuss how we're all collectively sick of Jack Sparrow, why Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightley are way cooler than anything Hollywood is churning out this year, and why your Pirates movies need more pirates and less mythological ocean fantasy lore. More importantly, I bring up the very important idea that comedies need jokes and Baywatch is lacking very much in them. It's also lacking a coherent plot, direction, acting and special effects. We get into all of that and make bold predictions on what the year 2023 will bring us in the way of film. Give a listen and tell us how you feel about either of these films, or Colin's Bear Animation on YouTube. That shit's weird.