This week, Viewer catches up with two weeks in one! He discusses what the sacred fuckit list is all about, and what's on his in particular. He also discusses the first-ever use of the Viewer Miranda rights and what they are, how to take care of a beard, and some interesting thoughts about transitions. In sports, it's Dale Jr.'s retirement and what's wrong with ESPN and ignorance of the NHL playoffs. Erik also talks NFL Draft too. Finally, for This Week in Misery, all the talk of coverups, shutdowns, and stonewalls.