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Do you think Rachel Maddow is still defending Anthony Weiner?

Ben Carson just audited HUD. Speaking of mismanaged taxpayer funds… They found over $519 BILLION in errors! Are you KIDDING me?!?!

House supports bill mandating teen sexters to 15 years in Federal Prison. That’s right. Prison… for teens texting each other sexy pictures or sexually explicit texts. Because that’ll be safer for them, right?

Former CNN reporter Amber Lyon claimed that the US government under Obama paid CNN to report some events and not to report others, manipulating the “news” that Americans get to see. In other words… CNN is a propaganda arm of the U.S. Government. That should send chills down your spine!