Nyan-attack, bat-attack, and vomit-attack. You'll need a forensics degree to solve this comedy scene!
Are you an Alaskanian and don't know why you're there? Do you find yourself continuously waiting for a sunset but never getting one? Do you want the option to spend your oil money on something more than more dogs, sleds, or dogsleds? Are you tired of seeing Russia from your front door? Then try America: the Original Edition.