We take a moment away from the silliness of sports to discuss the Kobe Bryant situation (4:45) and the professionalism of the Raptors broadcast on Sunday (21:45). We then try and turn the page and discuss Chekhov's Hangnail - Martha (30:05), the Royal Rumble (31:00) and what freaks us out (35:15). We open the mailbag and ask the question which league has the worst referees (39:30) and where do you add in a Toronto subway line (49:30)? And of course we end off with everybody's favourite closer, Sad/Not Sad.