We have only one thing to say to this week - and that's "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bwaaaaaaah." If you can't deduce this episode is about Master Ninja I from that, then you're probably listening to the wrong podcast. Or, it's just a terrible representation of Gypsy-singing. Probably the latter. But to be honest, you probably saw it in the episode title.

Host segments: patchouli and self-loathing; say it, Joe; Jeff old-mansplains the Ninja Craze of the late 1900s; inside the mind of a van owner; nostalgia overload; the fate of Clu Gallagher; we get inordinately upset about Max.

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