Cinco de Chrises
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The Chrises roll in with high hopes and a set of CDC guidelines to celebrate Cinco de Chrises. The updated CDC recommendations include: 1) Tequila 2) Solo Cups 3) Ribs...
show moreThe updated CDC recommendations include:
1) Tequila
2) Solo Cups
3) Ribs
Thanks to the CEO of @hiatustequila (and pseudo “Chris”), Kristopher DeSoto, combined with the CEO of Ribs, Uncle Tito @loretto_lion, The Chrises start off properly hydrated and nourished.
The extravagant expectation for cinco total Chrises comes crashing down like @ay_cjay’s Wi-Fi as The Chrises resort to headwear and sleeveless jacket changes to keep themselves afloat. In the midst of Luna The Rabbit’s ears working as well as her sight, The Chrises take a lesson from the bunny and hop along with rainbows in their hearts to see the show to completion.
@ChristopherGardinier is apparently allergic to history, as he erupts for his first ever @QWTChrises on-air sneeze upon retelling the origin story of Cinco de Mayo and the influence of 1980’s beer manufacturers (h/t @pamwiz 🍻).
In preparation for a hot and thirsty “Thigh Guy Summer”, The Chrises share their summer workout regimens and plans to pack turkey baster bidets for all their travel squatting duties.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Instagram removed the previously uploaded Live version of this episode due to a song copyright “violation”. Thank you Tequila Sunrise and all members of the Eagles!]
📺 #179 - S03E07
🐰 Special Guest Appearances: Uncle Tito, @loretto_lion, & Luna the Rabbit
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🍋 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://www.hiatustequila.com/
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