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Sup there Burpees,

Matt's still soberish so let's do this. This week we have stories all about satanic schools offering scholorships and people dressing up as ghosts and scaring people in graveyards.

We also take a look at some things you can try to lift your mental mood - so it's all good!

What a world we live in!

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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 5:54
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Back to the Wuture - 1:05:50
Good News - 1:17:54

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