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Sup there Burpees,

Back at it and Matt is dry of weed - the whole country can't get weed anywhere so he's a little more focused, hence the extra running time!

We have stories about a man who lost a the weight of a whole person just to fit on a rollercoaster and another man who was identified as a paedophile by his wife who recognised his genitals in pictures he'd sent to a child.

What a world we live in!

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