Let's talk about a whole new set of system crashes internationally, politically, with repeat offenders, ospreys, pirates and law students potentially suffering the abuse of a browser spinning endlessly. Scott Moore sends us a goodie from a bookstore in the UK, IT Professionals in India have still not learned a lesson about caching static content and our friends in the UK have learned a new trick about pre-event site crashes. What fun we're having, eh kids!? Bwwwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!