The Penguins lost last night to Dallas pushing their overall record to 3-4 back under .500 ... Facebook freaked out and wanted everyone fired/traded/sold - An Aliquippa assaulted a woman at a local bar/restaurant over a chicken wings...Dammmn - Halloween DANGER... Parents Beware... Costumes Light On Fire... Kids Can Vanish... Bad Candy... No Kids Are Safe... The News Wants You To Believe All These Things Are True But They Just Aren't - A drunk woman in Michigan broke into a house and ran wild through it like the Tasmanian Devil and ended up knocking over a tray of cupcakes...Police found this human birthday cake covered in frosting a few blocks away. - The Crazy Italian guy called yelling about the Steelers players getting hurt and then just reloading over and over and over again...Landry Jones BRO... Then he drifted off into Big Ben coming back vs Bengals fantasy land