We are ready for our own TV show... Our awkwardly shaped bodies are ready for TV - The Penguins won last night and Sidney Crosby pulled off a natural hat trick... Hat Rain... The Penguins are a points out of second place now - The NFL announced that Lady Gaga will be singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl this year which will probably be amazing...Gaga is a great singer...However when the people on the NFL Facebook page heard the news they melted down - Kanye and Wiz are cool with each other again... Kanye called Wiz and they patched it up... All it took was one tweet about butt stuff to set Kanye back on the right path... Imagine if Biggie and Pac were into Butt Stuff and ended their beef like this they might still be alive today - Kim Kardashian's posted her "Adult Toy" Bedroom Gift Guide For Valentine's Day online yesterday Ehhhhhhhhhh Chocolate Fondue Kanye!!! - A Florida man named Kenny was drunk out of his mind got taken to the hospital by the police... Threatened everyone to a bathroom wrestling match... Then pulled out his private parts... Kenny got arrested