Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy
Welcome to Day 967 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.
This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom
Mom's List – Humor Unplugged


Thank you for joining us for our five days per week, wisdom and legacy building podcast. This is day 967 of our trek and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged.  Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life.  Something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.  We are told in  Proverbs 15:30  A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health.  We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22  A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.  Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.  So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled:
Mom’s List
MOM'S LIST OF THINGS SHE DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR

1.  I swallowed the goldfish.

2.  Your lipstick works better than crayons.

3.  Does grape juice leave a stain?

4.  The principal called...

5.  But DAD says that word all the time!

6.  What's it cost to fix a window?

7.  Has anyone seen my pet snakes?

8.  Look, I painted your shoes pretty!

9.  The dog doesn't like dressing up in your underwear.

10.  I'm running away from home.
(... well, maybe some days ...)

If you’re a mom or dad, I hope that brought a smile to your face today.

That’s a wrap for today’s Humor Unplugged. If you enjoy these short stories, let me know, and we will continue to bring a bit of cheer to your week.

As a father of five kids and seven grandkids I know that sometimes parenting certainly has its challenges, but take heart as we are told in:

Proverbs 22:6

Direct your children onto the right path, and when they are older, they will not leave it.

Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of ‘Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.'  If you would like to listen to any of our past 966 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are available at Wisdom-Trek.com.   I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on Apple Podcast or Google Podcast so each day will be downloaded to you automatically.

Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.

As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:

Live Abundantly (Fully)
Love Unconditionally
Listen Intentionally
Learn Continuously
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day

I am Guthrie Chamberlain….reminding you to ’Keep Moving Forward,’ ‘Enjoy your Journey,' and ‘Create a Great Day…Everyday’! See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!