A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m still sick of winning, why are so many wrestlers making the news, what the Hell is a Wahoo, why Joy Behar is still clinically retarded, what is Kanye doing at Trump Tower, what’s Bill Murray doing at the Oval Office, why did the Russians hack Lindsey Graham’s Grindr account, where is Hillary, Pamela Taylor got her job back, what’s up with Yasmin Seweid’s scalp, a real-life Willy Wonka story, why Wal-Mart is racist, and why California should secede.