There is but one day a year we can come together as a global community, to love one another and uphold the traditions of all people. On this day, 68 years ago a child was born. A boisterous child thick in hair, with mustache twirl and smelling more-or-less faintly of booze, coitus, and dog breath. Behold the glorious Fat Mack, basking in the crisp Autumnal air atop the bench beside his propane grill topped with snow. Sit, friends and listen as the glorious Mack bellows about his favorite things. The PWI Women's Top 500, Impact Bound For Glory, Hell in a Cell, COVID-19 and of course his handsome and much more lovable co-host, Paystee. Punch and Pie.