Superproducer Barry Funkhouser is out today, so we are joined by beloved Houston radio personality, police dispatcher, sheriff's deputy , police diver, boat cop, air traffic controller, train conductor, railway engineer, and tugboat operator, Travis Golightly.

We discuss what news source Americans actually trust, how much the Houston Astros were bonused for winning the World Series, and why Travis takes ED medication despite being in perfect working order south of the equator.