-BET talks to a doctor who blacksplains what the new happy healthy medicine shots are all about and why your homies should all get a fat sack of them
-Oatly advertisements push the spirit of the age on the youth, influencing them to despise and dominate their fathers.
-Vegan Gain's wife, Jasmin Gains, is challenged to a charity boxing match by a real Vegan Qwaine. Will Vegan Gains and his wife accept, or are they transphobes?