Police said they received several calls to a South Jersey WaWa grocery where people described a naked man.... who was assaulting himself. When police arrived, the 37-year-old man was punching himself in the face and exposing his junk to the gathering crowd. At first, officers tried calming him and calling him a ride home. When he got even more outlandish, they arrested him.
The cops came and he was arrested for lewdness. And yes, they say he was under the influence of SOMETHING, they're just not sure what.