Drink sound: https://freesfx.co.uk/sfx/fizz, https://freesfx.co.uk/sfx/fizz
All Voices by: Gail Nobles
Art by: Gail Nobles
Story by: Gail Nobles © 2021

Joe-Joe: Hi! My name is Joe-Joe, and I want you to try my new Joe-Joe Cola today.

Miss Carrie: Wait a minute! Not so fast Joe-Joe! You can't try that cola if you got a perm in your head. When I tried your cola, my head was on fire, and I'm suing.

Joe-Joe: Aw! You can't sue me woman. My cola didn't have nothin' to do with your head. And your brain was already fried! Annnnd it didn't have nothin' to do with your perm.

Carrie: Naw, you just wait! I'm calling' my lawyer!

Joe-Joe: Call him! And when you call him, make sure you tell em that-that scab that's on your head is when you fell and lost your marbles.

So try Joe-Joe cola today. (Joe-Joe pouring cola).

Miss Carrie: I'm suing!