I 'Help' DJ Maynard over his forlorn, unhappy, sad, miserable, sorrowful, dejected, despondent, disconsolate, wretched, abject, morose, regretful, broken-hearted, heartbroken, down, downcast, dispirited, downhearted, heavy-hearted, crestfallen, depressed, melancholy, blue, gloomy, glum, mournful, despairing, doleful, woebegone, woeful, tearful, long-faced, joyless, cheerless and out of sorts misery.... Yay for me!

https://www.sexparty.org.au/

http://louderwithcrowder.com/sjws-finally-coming-mel-brooks/

http://fusion.net/story/168445/isaac-asimov-predicted-facebook/

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-07-24/australian-sex-party-re-enters-politics/6646918

http://www.wired.com/2015/07/actually-earths-cousin-may-nothing-like-earth/