No I didn't blow the edit - I need you to understand how hard it is to say Salsa Sauces.

George Lopez is opening Virtual restaurants (huh?) that sell Bad Ass Street Tacos.

Jim Jeffries is doing a winter tour in Australia. That's probably summer to you.

Sarah Silverman takes on a straight dramatic role.

The cast of New Girl is reuniting.

Nikki Glaser is also going on tour.

Alison Brie is playing the manager of an Olive Garden or something in Spin Me Round

And a robber did not get his McNuggets.

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