Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.

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