In Episode 271 of For All You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett believe in truth in advertising, so see the title. Jeffrey introduces the show a full 12 minutes in (which is not a record mind you, but still) after a discussion of Jacob deGrom shoving in spring and how to grade Dustin May's fastball. We eventually get into the Carlos Carrasco injury, Lindor and Conforto extension news, and whether either of us will be headed to Citi Field anytime soon. Then in the second half of the show, we chat with Anthony Rescan of Baseball Prospectus, ostensibly about the Mets catching situation but there's also some Bobby Witt, jr and Andrew Vaughn in there as well. Finally in the third half of the show we wrap up with some brief New Japan and AEW thoughts.