To Save Washing a Knife, I Butter Bread With My Finger
Turns Out I Hoarded Two Years Worth of Toilet Paper
Chloe Heard That Aaron is Kinda Lacking in a Certain Area
I Took Flowers From the Scene of a Fatal Accident
My Wife Doesn’t Know How Much Porn I Watch
Will Gordo Get Outta the Friend Zone Tonight
Maria Just Moved to Fargo 4 Months Ago
(Your Not That Guy)
Said My Mom Died to Get Time Off Work
Let My Husband Take Nudes Because He Cleans
Audrey Asked Scott to the Sadie Hawkins Dance Several Years Ago
I Wrote My Mom's Eulogy, But She's Not Dead
I Fooled Around With My Wife's Sister
Noah Has a Girlfriend Currently
Karissa Introduced Daniel to Her Parents
I Use Old Positive Covid Tests to Get Out of Work
My GF is Cheating But I Won’t Say Anything Because I Live Rent Free
I Still Haven’t Gone Poop at My GF’s
I Call My Mom Right Before Her TV Show Starts
Taylor Made Out With Josh After He Picked Her Up From the Bar
Contratertulia: ¿Cómo salir de la friendzone?
Extra Glass of Wine to Ensure I Snore
I Make My Wife a Fancy Bath
Dustin Spent the Night in Jenni's Bed Cuddling With Her
False Closing....OOOWAWA
My BF Doesn’t Like My Social Media Posts
I Record the Audio of Me Going #1 & Send it to My Brother
She's Just Not That Into You!
Chrissy Has Been Texting Mathew at 3AM Frequently
The Show Her Password Was 1111
Didn’t Want My Wife Seeing the OnlyFans Charges
I Floss My Teeth With a Toenail
06. My two cents on the notorious friend zone
05. The benched dater who worked his way up to a healthy relationship - with Jonas
Tim Jokingly Asked Jillian To Come Home With Him
I Add Mood-Killing Songs to My Boyfriend’s Spotify Queue When He Has Other Girls Over
I Lie So I Can Enjoy Time Without My Kids
Salir de la zona de amigos
Abandona la friendzone
Austin Asked Ellie on a Date, But She Brought a Friend
6 - fica Longe (ft Mr Riva)
Pretending to Have My Hearing Checked
I Wore a Coat My Dog Peed On For Three Days
Callie Has Sent Alex Pictures
I Unplug My Neighbor’s Tesla
Tinder Pig
Sandra Doesn't Wanna Upset Her Ex
Unspoken Part 2
Fired a Snot Rocket on a Car With People in it
Gave a Cute Waiter a Used Napkin