#dirtylittlesecrets

He's a Gross Grandpa

Three BRAND NEW Secrets!!!

I Spelled My Coworkers Name Wrong & 'Congratulations' Wrong

My Husbands Likes to Wear His Apple Watch While We Have Sex

I'm Married & Still Have a Roster

I Peed in the Laundry Basket When I Was Drunk

I'm Having an Affair With a Much Younger Women

I Look For Handymen on Tinder

I Gave My Mom a Lock of Cat Fur

I've Been Seeing a Girl But Only Know Her as "Thief River Falls"

I Put Strawberry Lube On Toast

Strategy to Get Out of Paying On Dates

I Take My Kids Gift Cards

Ear Wax Lip Balm

EP 140: BAR TIME IQ

Tattooed My Hands to Spite My Mother-In-Law

I Make Fake Reservations at Restaurants

It WAS the Worst Date EVER

Carson Wentz Personalized an Autograph For "My Son"

She Peed On His Toothbrush

I Like to Sniff My Boyfriend's Armpits

I Thanked a Chimo in My Book Acknowledgments

I Vacuumed Up My Mother in Law

I Lie About Going to the Gym to My Boyfriend

I Leave Work to Use My Bathroom at Home

I Accidentally Called Out an Ex-Boyfriend’s Name

I Invited a Girl Over & Then Canceled

I Quit Smoking Because of My Lonely Neighbor

I Have a Male Best Friend & My Husband Doesn't Know

I Sent My Boss My FAKE Location

My GF is a Loud Eater

Take Food From the Donation Bin

My GF Think She Uses Less WiFi If She Has the Volume Low

My 6 Y/O Son Dented the Neighbors Van With His Scooter

My Password is My Wife’s Birthday

My Husband Refuses to Let the Cat Sleep in our Bedroom at Night

I'm the Reason My Husband Doesn't Drink Anymore

I Broke Up with My GF Because I Said My Ex's Name

They Used Sharpies on Their Faces

I Move My Mother In Law's Bookmarks

I Run an OnlyFans Feet Account Under the Assumption that I'm Female

I Nap During Time Allocated For Training

I Made a New Account to Interact with My Ex Husband

I Let My Wife Win When We Play Wii So I Can Get Sex Later

My 70+ Year Old Neighbor is Addicted to Porn

My Dog Ate the Condom

I Sent an All Staff Email From a Coworker’s Email

To Save Washing a Knife, I Butter Bread With My Finger

Turns Out I Hoarded Two Years Worth of Toilet Paper

I Took Flowers From the Scene of a Fatal Accident