8 NOV 2021 · In this episode, Marcel has some thoughts about loyalty, Dan has some thoughts about Donald Trump's sex life, and neither of us will be getting jobs at The Bulwark. All Old Right People Had Fake Names [00:04:30] Let's Talk About Scientology For A Second [00:11:00] Who Buys "Pocket Editions" Of Libertarian Tomes? [00:15:30] Democrats: Out Of Bread Due To Economic Calculation Problems [00:20:30] There Is No Biden Vaccine Mandate [00:40:30] Donald Trump Has Never Actually Touched A Woman [00:48:30] Alec Baldwin Takes His Trump Impersonation To The Next Level [00:56:30] AOC Moved To Tears By Pelosi [01:00:30] Republicans: ASU Conservatives Apologize For Owning the Libs [01:05:30] Colin Powell Was No Robert E Lee [01:1 3:30] Libertarians: Kristol vs Horton [01:33:00] Noam Chomsky's Physical Removal Service [01:43:00] Clown World: Norm McDonald's Extended Memorial Service [02:00:00] Brave America Bravely Runs Away From Afghanistan [02:13:30] See Kyle's Trial [02:26:30] AND, Marcel is officially shilling a substack. Article Mentioned: https://mgautreau.substack.com/p/the-right-to-be-reactionary

13 JUL 2021 · In this episode, Marcel has his time of the month, Dan enjoys a good thrust, and neither of us are getting jobs with the LP no matter who runs it. Leftovers: The Lost Episode Drag Queen Story Hour is Exactly What You Thought PillBillies Republicachismo and Multi-Racial Whiteness Democrats: We Miss Doing Trump News [10:45] NYC Mayoral Mess [13:00] Republicans: CRT, Gaslighting, and GOP Grifters [20:00] Conservatives Accidentally Prove Cops Are Pure Evil [52:00] Joe McCarthy Was More Right Than Even He Knew [63:00] The Manufactured Insurrection [67:00] Libertarians: "The Most Important Article of the Last 5 Years" [72:00] Dave Smith Nazi-fies the LP [76:00] RIP John McAfee (Or Not?) [99:00] Clown World: Hunter Biden Up-cycles His Coke Straw For Fun and Profit [101:00] Are We Done With Covid? [105:50] The CIA Hasn't Ordered A Terrorist Attack in A While [108:30] The Young Turks' Vs. Based Lefties [110:25] AND: Marcel Admits he Was Wrong About Something. Article Mentioned: "Woke Institutions Are Civil Rights Enforcement" https://richardhanania.substack.com/p/woke-institutions-is-just-civil-rights

28 MAR 2021 · In this unusually brief episode, Marcel Centrally Plans the Newspapers in his ideal society, Dan Makes An Overly Specific Relationship Metaphor, and Neither Of Us Are Getting Jobs with the Republican Party of Texas. Leftovers: Second Suez Canal Crisis Techxodus [00:09:00] Max Blumenthal Dabs on Twitter Censorship [00:18:20] Conservative Columnists at Chronicles are Cuckoo For Cancel Culture [00:29:45] Democrats: Defense Department Grunts Intimidates Congresspeople [00:48:10] Biden Holds Press Conference [53:20] Defense Department Officers Actively Subvert Afghan Peace Deal [57:10] Defense Department Non-Combative Enlisted "Smite" Civilian Reporter Critical of Their Political Initiatives [1:01:50] Republicans: Greg Abbot Takes A Stand Against Big Tech, Antisemitism [1:14:35] Libertarians: Nobody Can Beat Nick Sarwark [1:17:55] Media: Shitlibs Going After SubStack [1:24:00] Clown World: A Tale of Two Shootings [1:32:30] Democrat Abuse Resistance Education [1:36:40] Marcel Shills For The Globalists for 20 Min [1:40:30] AND We Teach You How To Be A Real Freethinking Dissident

10 MAR 2021 · In this Episode, Marcel cheated on Dan with another podcast, Dan is convinced to begin attributing things to Malice over Ignorance, and neither of us can think of a joke for this part of the show notes. Democrats -Fifty-Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve [00:03:00] -Dan Finally Gave In and Watched Star Wars [00:10:55] -Marcel Quotes the Orwellian Deep Lore [00:20:20] -Where Are All of the Racist Corporations? [00:23:30] -Black Lives Stopped Mattering After Biden's Inauguration [00:25:40] -The Open Campaign to "Secure" the 2020 Election [00:41:09] -Zoomers are the Most Reactionary Generation in a Century [00:25:20] -Millenials Hate Beauty [01:01:30] -Andrew Cuomo Hit With Weakest Scandal in History of New York[01:10:30] -Joe Biden's Woke Airstrikes [01:27:20] -Democrats Scramble For Reason to Screw Their Voters [01:36:30] -Glenn Greenwald Agrees Tucker Carlson is White Maduro [01:49:00] Republicans -Two Right Wing Shock Jocks Look Back on Rush Limbaugh [01:49:45] -CPAC vs AFPAC and the Strange Rebirth of Neoconservatism [02:07:45] -Conservative Tokenism Backfires (Again) [02:13:40] -Marjorie Taylor Greene Joins the House Based Caucus [02:23:30] -Republican Governors Opening States and Presidential Campaigns [02:40:05] Libertarians -Mises Institute's One Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy Third Week-Long Celebration of Murray Rothbard [02:46:35] AND Your hosts desperately need new recording software. Links Referenced: Georges, Orwell & Carlin https://youtu.be/rv3-d98v9zc https://youtu.be/oYE_unBFxuU https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit Securing Our Democracy https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/ The Cuomo Video https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1366107864784396293 Biden's Woke Airstrikes https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/biden-called-strike-against-second-target-syria-avoid-killing-civilians-n1259680 Senate Parlimentarian https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/541168-who-is-the-senate-parliamentarian-and-why-is-she-important Glenn Greenwald: Fan of the Show https://dailycaller.com/2021/03/03/glenn-greenwald-interview-tucker-carlson-socialism-christian-datoc-omeed-malik-populism/ CPAC Cancels Young Pharaoh https://dailycaller.com/2020/07/13/nick-cannon-podcast-professor-griff-anti-semitic-melanin/ https://www.rt.com/usa/516323-cpac-conference-cancels-speaker/ Marjorie Taylor Greene https://www.newsweek.com/rep-jimmy-gomez-introduce-resolution-expel-marjorie-taylor-greene-congress-1565003 https://thehill.com/homenews/house/541907-marjorie-taylor-greenes-delay-tactics-frustrate-gop Tho Bishop's Rothbard Article https://mises.org/wire/stop-left-america-needs-rothbardian-right

3 FEB 2021 · In this severely delayed episode, Dan is mad about Covid scams, Marcel is mad about foreign aid to Our Greatest Ally, and your hosts have a candid discussion about race. First: A Digression on Racism in Media Democrats: If they Stole it, here's how... [35:00] Nancy's Fake Hate Crime [49:10] Stopping #StopTheSteal [52:47] Covid Budget Cowardice [1:01:00] Trump: Trump's Mostly Shitty Pardons [1:28:15] Libertarians: The LP Doesn't Know How Third Parties Work [1:30:45] Repealing Section 230 Is Bad, Actually [1:39:10] Black Rifle Coffee Vs. It's Customers [1:48:49] Media: Borat Is A Spook [1:56:40] The Memory Holing of Andre Maurice Hill [2:02:40] Nobody In Portland Has Riot Insurance Anymore [2:05:05] Dr. Fauci Admits He Has Been Lying to You (Again) [2:05:33] Dan And Marcel Fight About Masks [2:10:37] AND, Marcel Cuts off Dan's Mic.

1 DEC 2020 · In this election episode, Marcel finds his inner stalinist, Dan delays the episode by two weeks, and both of us were happy to be right about the future again. Democrats: 80 Million votes… For Joe Biden? That’s your story? Democrats Call for Unity with Nazis [49:00] Will Leftists “Hold Biden Accountable”? (No.) [52:00] Clarence Thomas's Revenge? [57:00] Wait a Minute… Are Democrats Hypocrites?? [1:06:52] Marcel Talks about Affirmative Action While Dan Listens [1:09:45] Big Pharma Works For Joe Biden [1:14:25] Trump: Trump’s Axis of Awesome [1:15:45] Click Here to Learn About How Biden Did NOT Steal the Election, Citizen [1:17:20] Trump Predicted Election Would Be Stolen, Did Nothing to Stop it [1:21:03] Eliminated Kobach Commission [1:21:35] Trump’s “Weak” Lawsuits [1:23:25] The Never Trumper’s Secret Troops in Syria [1:27:12] Dan Needs to Rant About the Election Some More [1:33:22] Libertarians: Why Did Jo Jurgenstern Win the Election? Marcel and Dan Investigate [1:48:00] Media: Fox News Abandons Trump [2:03:09] Glenn Greenwald Resigns From Intercept [2:08:18] Obama: Stay Off The Internet, Citizen! [2:12:45] Everybody’s Dumb But Us [2:17:29] Covid’s Not Going Anywhere [2:18:30] AND, we put off the other topics until all this nonsense is over.

19 OCT 2020 · In this episode, Marcel finds his inner Reaganite, Dan attacks one of his heroes, and neither of us are getting jobs at the FBI. Democrats: In ACB’s America, There Would Be No Lightbulbs Sexual Preference is Now a Slur? (9:55) Kamala’s Fake Precautions (17:50) Quid Pro Quo is Back! (20:24) Twitter Drops the Mask Again (27:20) Trump: Trump Beat Covid, More Powerful than Ever (34:15) Another Thing on ACB (47:00) Pence Vs. Harris: Men Are Better At Politics But Women Have More Choices (47:56) Trump/Biden Town Hall Chicanery (57:30) Libertarians: Will Jeffrey Tucker Save The World? (1:04:20) John McAfee has been captured (1:15:10) Trump Wants Our Vote (1:16:25) The Fake Gretchen Whitmer Sting (1:18:44) The Federal Government Is A One Party State (1:25:15) Media: Keith Olbermann Has Taken The HHH-Pill (1:37:40) Nancy Pelosi Feeds You (1:38:24) Marcel Goes Back Into His “Deep State” Rant (1:42:18) The Simpsons Cringe List (1:52:10) Ann Coulter’s Lament (2:02:45) Clown World: Marcel Rants About Armenia? Or Something (2:05:36) Review: Live Not By Lies: Or, You’re Gonna Die For a Debit Card? (2:14:35) AND, Your Hosts Get in Touch With Their Feminine Sides.

8 OCT 2020 · In this episode, Marcel's heart just isn't in it anymore, Dan doesn't get what he wants, and neither of us are getting jobs at the CDC. Democrats: -Still doing this COVID thing --The zoom school scandal that isn't happening --RBG and ACB --The State Should be a Religion --"You'll Regret that sooner than you think" -First Debate --"Whatever I say will become the issue" --"Stand Back and Stand By" --"What's Radical About Racial Sensitivity?" Trump: -Trump has COVID -Masks are Socialist Libertarians: -Ron's Not Dead Media: -Age of Entitlement -Obstacle To Peace -Some other stuff Dan Likes AND Your Hosts consider the merits of appointing Ayatollah Khamenei to the Supreme Court.

8 JUL 2020 · In this episode, Marcel's voice is amplified, Dan corrects him no less than three times in a row, and neither of us are getting jobs at the Supreme Court. >Democrats: -Robert E. Lee Is A Bad Person for a New Reason -C.H.A.Z. is America's Favorite New Reality show >Trump: -We've Always Celebrated Juneteenth -Donald Trump Is Worst Fascist In History of Human Race -Antifa Offended At Own Logo -Trump Monitors Situation Outside Window -Protection Racket Refuses to Provide Protection -Police Department Entraps Entire City of Atlanta -SCOTUS Useless To Conservatives -John Bolton is Insane -Unworthy Scum Dare To Lay Filthy Eyes on God-Emperor Trump >Libertarians: -Left Once Again Ungrateful to Generous Patricians At CATO -Jo Jorgensen Wins LP Nomination Out Of Literally Nowhere >Media: -Bubba Wallace and the Nascar Noose -Zerohedge Demonetized on its Own Website -NYT Tries to Dox SlateStar Codex >Clown World: -Someone Proposes to Assad's Daughter (Who is NOT Tulsi Gabbard) -Fireworksgate: An Investigation -Dan Redpills Marcel on The Spike Lee Joint 'Do The Right Thing' AND Your Hosts bravely beg the left to ease up on calling things racist

18 APR 2020 · Marcel thinks two things at the same time and feels uncomfortable, Dan reveals his fetish for human rights activism, and both of us try not to burn our bridges with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation -Flattening the Curve and the Revenge of the Midwits [Beginning] >Democrats -Bernie Drops Out, Endorses Biden [0:05:45] -Cuomo Restores Natural Order, Rurals Upset [0:21:47] -Where is your Herd Immunity now? [0:29:35] Trump -Andrew Cuomo says States' Rights [0:37:45] -Trump quotes CNN, CNN calls it propaganda [0:46:45] Libertarians -Thomas Massie Has Best Enemies [0:51:25] -Liberals Mad at Agricultural Adjustment Act of 1933 [0:58:51] -Republicans Agree Kulaks Hoarded Grain [1:03:40] -Marcel's Least Favorite Holiday Gets Cancelled [1:11:38] -Libertarans Want You To Know That They Are Smart [1:20:23] -Conservatives Denounce Richard Nixon, Selectively Embrace John Birch Society, Marcel Still Upset [1:23:00] Media -Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn xíng guān zhuàng bìng dǔ ("Without The Communist Party, There Would Be No New Corona Virus") [1:26:03] -WWE Declared Essential [1:29:26] NOTE: During the WWE Segment, I refer to Vince McMahon's wife, for some reason, as "Janet McMahon, Some Kind Of Education Thing Or Whatever" When in fact his wife is Linda McMahon, head of the Small Business Administration. Please do not hit me with a steel chair. -Hosts consumed product, not that excited for next product. [1:31:26] -Trump "Looking At" Tiger King [1:35:15] AND Your hosts sort of kind of get back on schedule, but don't bother to cite their sources anymore.