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It’s a tired world out there and these two tired therapists are ready to kiki about it. Meet Jackie and Kyle, your guides into the world of mental health with...
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It’s a tired world out there and these two tired therapists are ready to kiki about it. Meet Jackie and Kyle, your guides into the world of mental health with a generous helping of sass, sarcasm, and side eye (which you won’t see but will feel spiritually). Together, we will expose the TikTok dancers and their dumb mental health advice while giving you legitimate tidbits about mental health you can impress your friends with. Disclaimer: these two tired therapists are here for entertainment purposes only.
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Two Tired Therapists
Two Tired Therapists
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We’re Back and NOT Better Than Ever: Psychology Hacks for Misogynists!
23 JUL 2024 · Hello, Two Tired fans, friends, family, and folks at home! Your absolute favorite therapists are back from break, even though it was much longer than anticipated (Thanks Producer Justin for not editing episodes quickly enough). Jackie and Kyle are rested, hydrated, vibing, and thriving and here to feed the children with Psychology Hacks.
But before you find out whether you’re a raging misogynist or incel, Kyle chats about how he’s tired of the Hawk Tuah viral moment and Jackie is tired of people randomly shooting off fireworks for no reason (some of us have anxious dogs who need drugs). Kyle dishes the utterly wonderful wisdom that he found on internet and both Jackie and Kyle try not die while talking about how some of these really have nothing to do with Psychology or mental health or really anything that any person should do or say to another. Finally, they play the brand new game of Gay, Straight, or Hillbilly.
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
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Rotted Reddit Tales Part 4: The Mess Is Messier
5 JUN 2024 · Hi Gay, Happy Pride Month!! Welcome back to another episode of Two Tired Therapists, where you will hear things that you cannot un-hear or picture as we discuss some truly rotted Reddit tales. But before you grab the bleach (for your eyes and ears), Jackie is tired of the YouTube algorithm that has somehow blessed her with Gordon Ramsey and Hell’s Kitchen, while Kyle is tired of the straights and their PDA (just in time for Pride Month!). Back by popular demand, Jackie culls some rotted, cursed tales from the depths of Reddit’s underbelly to bring you some of the most truly heinous stories to date. Jackie and Kyle discuss what they would do, or wouldn’t do, and if they would lose their shit if these scenarios happened to them. They end this episode with a totally apropos and not at all planned game of Gay or Straight.
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
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Love Has Won…But There Are No Winners Here
21 MAY 2024 · Get ready for the ascension, because we're diving into some uncharted territory with the wildest documentary that your favorite Two Tired Therapists have seen to date. But before the colloidal silver hits, Jackie is pulling her hair out over autocorrect making a mess of her texts, while Kyle’s fed up with the body positivity movement, especially when tiny, skinny people are at the center of it.
This week, we're unraveling the eerie story of "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God." Jackie gives a detailed account of this bizarre cult and its enigmatic leader, while Kyle breaks down the psychological aspects that made people fall for it. Later on, they play Fetch or Flop: Iconic Daytime Talk Show Edition.
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Breaking Dawn Part 2: Thanos Snapped Back Into Reality
7 MAY 2024 · Get ready to join us for the grand finale of The Twilight Saga as we sink our teeth into the thrilling conclusion of Breaking Dawn Part 2. But before we leap into the world of vampires and werewolves, Jackie and Kyle have some pent-up frustrations to air. Jackie's fed up with alternative schools causing more harm than good, while Kyle's had it with the flat earth nonsense. Sorry flat earthers, but the truth is round!
As we dissect the epic showdowns and shocking revelations of Breaking Dawn Part 2, expect Jackie and Kyle to dig deep into the drama. From the intense Volturi standoff to the heart-stopping action sequences, nothing is off-limits. And brace yourselves, as they just might butt heads over Jacob's contentious imprinting and Bella's transformation into a vampire.
Stay tuned for our special segment, "Twilight Flip or Flop," where Jackie and Kyle give their unfiltered opinions on key moments from the movie. Will they flip for the epic battle scene or flop over Renesmee's CGI? Tune in to find out!
Don't miss your chance to connect with your two outspoken hosts through email (), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). And remember, your feedback shapes future episodes – whether you're Team Edward, Team Jacob, or somewhere in between, Jackie and Kyle want to hear from you!
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Breaking Dawn Part 1: I Need To Know Who Is Responsible For Why The Baby Looks Like That
23 APR 2024 · Hello TTT super fans! Grab your glitter and garlic because today we're diving deep into the melodramatic monsoon that is The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1. Before we sink our teeth into the sparkling skin of the Cullen clan, Kyle and Jackie share how they are not only tired of the new Taylor Swift album, but the diehard fans as well… sorry to the Swifties out there!
As we unravel the enigma of that mother effing animatronic baby, don’t be shocked if Jackie and Kyle continue to debate why this was chosen and who was responsible for that choice (you’ve been warned!). Stick around as they wrap up with a Buzzfeed quiz about how much they know about Breaking Dawn (they did their best). Tune in, it's going to be an iconic episode you won't want to miss!
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
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Burning Your Retinas with Anxiety
9 APR 2024 · The struggle bus has stopped and we want you to get on. Jackie and Kyle dive headfirst into the messy, awkward, and often ridiculous world of anxiety. It's like a self-help book but with more jokes and fewer pages. But first, Kyle is wrestling with the wild beast that is the Instagram algorithm. He's pretty sure it's out to get him, showing him videos of their daily water with 9 million flavoring packets. Jackie is on a mission to finally put an end to the Bermuda Triangle of personal items lost between her car seat and console. Together, they're tired of the nonsense but are here to make sense of it all for you.
From breathing exercises that sound like a whale call to debating the effectiveness of screaming into the void (or just a pillow, for apartment living), this is your go-to guide for navigating the highs and lows of anxiety, with detours through the ridiculous. Whether you're looking for advice, treatments, or just want to feel like you're not alone in the weirdness of it all, Jackie and Kyle have got your back. Tune in to laugh, learn, and maybe even find out how to stop your phone from listening to your conversations. Or at least, how to give it something interesting to listen to.
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
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NGRI?! Not as Easy as You Think, Betch!
26 MAR 2024 · Well, well, well, you’re back with us, you flop! JK, we’re here on this glorious Tuesday to talk about the wonderful world of Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity (NGRI) and in true Jackie fashion, she tells too many stories of her time in the state hospital and prison system. Before they get into the drama mama, Kyle is tired of pornstaches (you don’t look good no matter what affirmations you tell yourself in the mirror) and Jackie is tired of small talk, mostly because she’s not good at it (is this surprising to anyone?). Jackie pops the corn and feeds the children and also brings them to school about everything NGRI. Don’t believe what you read, it’s A LOT harder to plead it than you think. Enjoy both Jackie and Kyle feeling triggered throughout the episode about everything they learned, or maybe didn’t learn in school. Before they wrap things up, they play another wonderful Spring/Easter Edition of Gay or Straight.
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
Resources:
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/insanity_defense
https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/FSupp/525/1342/1692613/
https://mhanational.org/issues/support-insanity-defense
https://www.mentalillnessandthecriminallaw.com/post/statistics-on-mental-illness-the-insanity-defense
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/law-disorder/202002/not-guilty-reason-insanity
https://healthandjusticejournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40352-023-00230-z
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Little Penis Energy and Other Tired Moments from Twilight: Eclipse
12 MAR 2024 · Hey you Team Edward and Team Jacob girlies! Ready for us to drag your favorite movie series again? Jackie and Kyle are tired of many things this week, namely low quality alcoholic water and ads on YouTube, respectively. Honorable mentions on the shit list include Burger King getting drinks wrong, the weather, acid reflux, Cheaters (the show), and providing children with alcohol (well…maybe we’re OK with that one).
In providing their very critical and completely professional review of Twilight: Eclipse, Jackie and Kyle dive into important topics such as red flags in vampires AND werewolves, Bella being a flop (still), vampires and haircuts, Bryce Dallas Howard, vampires and racism, sex dynamics between vampires, and wigs (still). Jackie and Kyle also find out which extremely odd moment they are through the magic of Buzzfeed quizzes.
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
“Apparently he’s from the era of the Duggers. I know he’s from 19-whatever but Jesus Christ you’re in the 21st century you old bitch.” -Jackie
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Peer-Reviewed and Very Ethical Assessments of Natalia Grace Season 2: Natalia Speaks (with Oscar-Winning Performances by Michael)
27 FEB 2024 · If you’ve been feeling the crushing weight of reality and unrelenting expectations of society then boy do we have a great episode for you to avoid all that! This week, Jackie turns her tiredness to fuel not only her car, but also her road rage toward people who drive under the speed limit. Kyle, in his eternal war against men, turns his tiredness toward the boys posting videos doing backflips with their teeny lil’ peens flopping all around.
In this episode, our two tired therapists return to the very messy and complex life of Natalia Grace. In their very professional and extremely ethical way, they discuss the goings on in the new season of the hit docuseries, The Curious Case of Natalia Grace: Natalia Speaks (Available on Max, but not HBO Max - very different, keep up!). Definite spoilies for this season AND the first season, so be sure to watch or listen to the two-part recounting of season one by your two tired therapists.
Season 2 highlights: pepper spray, lots of lying, Histrionic Personality Disorder (still), what not to do when investing in children for financial gain, Rosamund Pike, bamboozling healthcare workers, real tea on the laws around people with disabilities, and at the end of the day just more questions. You’ll laugh, you’ll scream, you’ll wonder if you’re experiencing a psychotic break, and then you’ll count your blessings when you realize maybe you don’t have it so bad (or maybe you do, who’s to say?).
Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail (twotiredtherapists@gmail.com), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome).
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Fresh Off The Printer: Divorce Papers, A Valentine’s Day Treat
13 FEB 2024 · Well, it’s everyone’s favorite holiday, Valentine’s Day! Grab the strongest drink you can stomach and meditate before turning on this extremely chaotic episode of Two Tired Therapists. For the holiest of commercial holidays, Jackie and Kyle have two very special guests (spoiler: their significant others) and they play a modified version of the Newlywed Game, with the goal being to see which couple will break up faster. Before they get into the game, Jackie, Kyle, Producer Justin, and Edward collectively discuss what they are tired of. There are a lot of opinions, so listen to the episode for some very hot takes about Valentine’s Day and some non-V-Day related. Prepare to become uncomfortable as you listen to each couple passive-aggressively argue about different facts about themselves, their relationships, and each other. If this episode does not make you want to be single, we don’t know what will! After the lawyers have decided who gets what in their respective divorces, they play Gay or Straight: Valentine’s Day Edition.
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It’s a tired world out there and these two tired therapists are ready to kiki about it. Meet Jackie and Kyle, your guides into the world of mental health with...
show more
It’s a tired world out there and these two tired therapists are ready to kiki about it. Meet Jackie and Kyle, your guides into the world of mental health with a generous helping of sass, sarcasm, and side eye (which you won’t see but will feel spiritually). Together, we will expose the TikTok dancers and their dumb mental health advice while giving you legitimate tidbits about mental health you can impress your friends with. Disclaimer: these two tired therapists are here for entertainment purposes only.
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| Categories | Mental Health |
| Website | www.twotiredtherapists.com |
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