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Three Bean Salad

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    Gameshows

    19 JUN 2024 · Allison of Penistone has the beans talk about gameshows this week and by gum they don’t disappoint. Or do they? Why not play the ultimate game of chance and find out? Simply “Spin That Bean!”* and you could stand to win the best part of an hour of lukewarm banter.*conceptual bean only. Sorry. You’ll need to click the link as per. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: https://www.threebeansaladshop.com Livestream tickets for our shows at London Podcast Festival on Friday 13 Sept and Saturday 14 Sept 2024: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/kplayer/performer/three-bean-salad/ Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    Libraries

    12 JUN 2024 · It is said that there as many books in the libraries of the world as there are atoms in a book (although not sure which book. Actually that doesn’t make sense given the variation in the size of books. Perhaps it was in a grain of sand. Or is that the thing about there being the same number of stars in the sky as grains of sand in a beach. But which beach? West Wittering is massive. Actually forget it). Freya of Bremen has chosen libraries for this week’s topic so for once can we all just ruddy well put those phones away and read a bleeding novel?! Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: https://www.threebeansaladshop.com Livestream tickets for our shows at London Podcast Festival on Friday 13 Sept and Saturday 14 Sept 2024: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/kplayer/performer/three-bean-salad/ Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
    Played 1h 3m 48s
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    Eggs

    5 JUN 2024 · A brand new series kicks the talon of lukewarm banter through the paper-thin shell of rules before squawking truth bombs from the beak of freedom and watching its unhatched siblings being gathered by the smallholder of something else and incorporated into a pretty decent ham and cheese omelette. That’s right, thanks to Katie of Hull, the first topic of the first of episode of series 13 is eggs. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    Non-episode caretaker abeyance-isode

    1 MAY 2024 · No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June). Join our PATREON at http://patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.
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    Farming

    24 APR 2024 · This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s birth canal, glistening with the lukewarm goo of banter before landing softly on the (also lukewarm) straw of compelling, independent broadcasting and bleating with the timbre of nature’s very own promotional jingle. The beans shall return come the radish harvest (June). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
    Played 1h 18m 21s
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    Wine

    17 APR 2024 · The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding of Jérôme d'Ambrosio and Eleonore von Habsburg, The Black Death. What do these things have in common? All of them took place within spitting distance of some quantity of wine probably. No wonder then that Charlie of St. Louis has selected wine as this week’s topic for the beans - served lukewarm. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
    Played 1h 9m 26s
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    Olives

    10 APR 2024 · Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this week’s topic with thanks to Lewis of Lewisham. Obviously no one really understands what an olive is so it’s a tough one for the beans but the beans battle on gamely nonetheless. Giant snails also get a mention and about ruddy time. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
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    Cloche Bleue

    3 APR 2024 · Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker or by members of London’s metropolitan elite  2) archaic Obsolete Royal Naval punishment also known as the “Arctic Arse Spinnaker”  3) A curate’s egg of an episode in which the podcasters forget to find a proper topic to discuss after being mesmerised by the work of a French jinglist called Samuel Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: //www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Music includes:An der schönen blauen Donau, Op.314 (Strauss Jr., Johann) by Das Orchester TSUMUGI. (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)
    Played 1h 9m 50s
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    The Beach

    27 MAR 2024 · Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your windbreaks, your snorkels and so on) but they also cast a bean smeared lens over the behavioural psychology, the paleoanthropology and yes the very mythos of the towel/bare arse interface. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: //www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod LIVE SHOW TICKETS: MANCHESTER: https://www.seetickets.com/tour/three-bean-salad BRISTOL: https://tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/three-bean-salad-podcast-live/ MACHYNLLETH: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/
    Played 1h 2m 18s
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    Tough Guys

    20 MAR 2024 · This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what this podcast is actually about. Naturally the beans thrive in this chatosphere. After all, one of them has at least seven extremely small scars, one of them has driven a convertible with the top down in Wales and one of them is a card carrying beefcake. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.
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