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Three Bean Salad

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    Non-episode caretaker abeyance-isode

    1 MAY 2024 · No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until June). Join our PATREON at http://patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.
    10m 22s
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    Farming

    24 APR 2024 · This week the beans doff their Harris Tweed flap caps to Chrissie of Bremen whose topic suggestion of farming has slipped out of the bean machine’s birth canal, glistening with the lukewarm goo of banter before landing softly on the (also lukewarm) straw of compelling, independent broadcasting and bleating with the timbre of nature’s very own promotional jingle. The beans shall return come the radish harvest (June). Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
    1h 18m 21s
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    Wine

    17 APR 2024 · The Industrial Revolution, the assassination of Julius Caesar, the debut performance of “Wang Dang Doodle” by Howlin’ Wolf, the wedding of Jérôme d'Ambrosio and Eleonore von Habsburg, The Black Death. What do these things have in common? All of them took place within spitting distance of some quantity of wine probably. No wonder then that Charlie of St. Louis has selected wine as this week’s topic for the beans - served lukewarm. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
    1h 9m 26s
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    Olives

    10 APR 2024 · Trigger warning for any misophonia sufferers this episode (although Henry probably weeded these people out long ago). Olives is this week’s topic with thanks to Lewis of Lewisham. Obviously no one really understands what an olive is so it’s a tough one for the beans but the beans battle on gamely nonetheless. Giant snails also get a mention and about ruddy time. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: https://gmail.com @beansaladpod
    58m 28s
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    Cloche Bleue

    3 APR 2024 · Cloche Bleue: noun 1) Term used to denote a blue bell or a cat named Bluebell by a French speaker or by members of London’s metropolitan elite  2) archaic Obsolete Royal Naval punishment also known as the “Arctic Arse Spinnaker”  3) A curate’s egg of an episode in which the podcasters forget to find a proper topic to discuss after being mesmerised by the work of a French jinglist called Samuel Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: //www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod Music includes:An der schönen blauen Donau, Op.314 (Strauss Jr., Johann) by Das Orchester TSUMUGI. (Creative Commons Attribution 4.0)
    1h 9m 50s
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    The Beach

    27 MAR 2024 · Matt from Newcastle gets the beans chatting about the beach this week. Sure they cover the hits (your shingle, your windbreaks, your snorkels and so on) but they also cast a bean smeared lens over the behavioural psychology, the paleoanthropology and yes the very mythos of the towel/bare arse interface. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch now available here: //www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: mailto:threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod LIVE SHOW TICKETS: MANCHESTER: https://www.seetickets.com/tour/three-bean-salad BRISTOL: https://tobaccofactorytheatres.com/shows/three-bean-salad-podcast-live/ MACHYNLLETH: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/three-bean-salad-three-bean-salad-podcast-live-2/
    1h 2m 18s
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    Tough Guys

    20 MAR 2024 · This weeks topic is tough guys and that’s thanks to Joe from Bremen in the Cotswolds who clearly understands what this podcast is actually about. Naturally the beans thrive in this chatosphere. After all, one of them has at least seven extremely small scars, one of them has driven a convertible with the top down in Wales and one of them is a card carrying beefcake. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod
    1h 30s
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    Ghosts

    13 MAR 2024 · Isaac of Bremen recommends the beans set banter to spooky and discuss ghosts this week. As you’d imagine they put what has long been a contentious subject to bed once and for all and they’re very brave about it at the same time but in an unassuming and modest way (and we’re not talking false modesty mind you). Benjamin Partridge also reveals the secret fuel of the Jingle Meister. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod
    55m 24s
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    Stonehenge

    6 MAR 2024 · Did the druidic architecture firm that designed Stonehenge make their pitch with a scale model made of beans? Were the stones moved halfway across Britain by crabs? (NB on a map the direction of travel is sideways!) Was Stonehenge the location of King Arthur’s stag do? There’s absolutely no way of knowing any of the above as it’s a prehistoric structure (ie built in a zero red tape environment so non-existent record keeping/planning protocols etc). But if there’s one thing that’s never stopped the Beans’ flow of lukewarm banter it’s a complete lack of concrete knowledge. So lie down, think of Albion and enjoy this Stonehenge based episode with thanks to this week’s topic suggester Ian of Stone. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch now available here: http://www.threebeansaladshop.com/ Get in touch: https://gmail.com/ @beansaladpod
    55m 31s
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    Interim non-episode anti-episode-isode

    7 FEB 2024 · No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until March). Join our PATREON at http://patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.
    14m 2s
A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.
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