29 FEB 2024 · The day that changed my life forever. A hacker emerged from the murky waters of Instagram, disrupting my relationships, my sanity, and my understanding of reality as I knew it.

29 FEB 2024 · After waiting impatiently for further instructions from Xi, I somewhat foolishly take matters into my own hands, doing my best James Bond impression and getting in touch with tech professionals, at the expense of my relationships.

5 MAR 2024 · Sometimes things are not what they seem! Who TF am I to say that... Anyways, prepare for some twists and turns, and maintain a keen eye. And feel bad for all of the people, including my ex Hillary, who got wrapped up in this.

15 MAR 2024 · After eight months, a move to LA, and a new fancy Hollywood job, Xi re-enters my life. And right on cue. Covid. Imagine where you were at mentally during Covid, and then put this on top of it. But the worst part, there is now real world action that is being proposed to me, and the people in my life are being affected.

25 MAR 2024 · Have you ever seen a crazy cult story or hear about a stalker and laugh in pity because you could never possibly imagine yourself doing something like that? Yeah, me too. That is until my alleged Chinese Military dissident hacker convinces me to work as a mole and get close to my famous employer so that i can get close to The Dalai Lama, amongst others, and spread our apocalyptic message. Thankfully, its harder than it looks, and I'm kind of a wimp.

8 APR 2024 · Is Xi a computer program?? Not enough information to be sure... But thats certainly the leading theory at this point. If not, why would they try to pass me off to a tech billionaire who they apparently work with? The end is rapidly approaching, and the only force protecting me from throwing it all away for this life is Gloria.