22 MAR 2018 · So this week we found the 7 most common complaints from customers and how a manager should respond.  And Matt will tell you why that's all bollox! Then Adam has a rant. Tis a good one! As always thanks for listening, sharing and all that other good stuff, we'll catch you again next week.

15 MAR 2018 · This week we focus on some stuff that you've sent us. We have an email from Barry telling how he's finally making his shitty job work for him. And an email from a concerned customer that a manager was being a bit of a dick to his staff. So we answer both, it was a lot of fun.

28 FEB 2018 · So Matt still has no job, but that's ok.  It's all his own fault. This time Adam has a list of things that kids can do when in restaurants to stop themselves getting bored and keep them involved. Matt tells a story about when he was a kid, in particular when he was 12.  It's not a happy one, but still.

8 FEB 2018 · Episode 2 of this season means that Adam does some research to get some topics to talk about that are server and retail related. Then Matt drops a bombshell that isn't really surprising when you listen back on previous episodes!

24 JAN 2018 · It's back, by semi popular demand, well that's all we need really! Table for 2, the mini show where we bitch about our day jobs like little bitches. Adam forgot we were doing it so he did nothing for it, but that's ok because it's usually Matt who does fuck all! To kick off the new season, Matt is back with another diary entry all about his shift where every arsehole was an arsehole.

27 SEP 2017 · This week sees the last in the season of #tablefor2 as we make way for our new mini show - #moviepitches. Matt's diary tells a story of a table who complained just to have everything given to them for free, but it then transpired that they didn't have enough money to begin with . Adam would have done some research, but instead he got mixed up and thought we were doing movie pitches a week early. No harm, it'll show you what we're all about.

20 SEP 2017 · This week in Matt's Diary he recounts the tale of some rather loud and obnoxious customers who he very could have mistaken for American, if it wasn't for his keen ear for accents and incredible detective work. And Adam trawls through Reddit to find the 11 most irritating things that customers have ever asked for...

13 SEP 2017 · In Matt's diary this week he takes a look at some VIP customers who probably don't deserve to be on the VIP list at all! And Adam has a list of things that restaurant and bar staff do wrong, according to customers!

5 SEP 2017 · Matt's diary this week tells a tale of staff from another restaurant acting like the worst customers ever.  Should they know better or should we cut them some slack because it was their night out? Adam ponders the need for proper staff training, considering the high turnover of staff in restaurants etc.

29 AUG 2017 · We've all had one of those shifts when all of the morons come out to play.  And when they do, they'll all be sat in your section. Matt unloads this week's stress into his diary and Adam instead gets a list of 5 disgusting truths about every restaurant (from a chef).