26 APR 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The Sailor Senshi are trapped in Nehellenia's realm this week as Usagi falls under a mysterious and forgetful curse. Can her friends save her in time to rescue Mamoru from eternal servitude to the Dark Queen? In this episode, we discuss kitsune yokai, foxfire, Inari, kitsune nybob or "fox wife", kitsune gao or "fox face", kitsune possession, hoshi no tama or "star balls", and kitsune weddings. We also talk about yuriing on your own time, liking WILLOW, the shojo equivalent of shooting someone in the face, class action suits, DaiCon shenanigans, "Can Minako talk?", stoner torments, ESP DSL esq., letting your dangos down, sailor slacks, getting rid of "to be", reverse furries, magical boy creatures, and PG-13 foxes! Even naughty foxes can achieve enlightenment We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

12 APR 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Moon takes the fight to Nehellenia this week as the curse looms over Mamoru. But when the Sailor Senshi are scattered across multiple worlds, they'll find themselves at the mercy of the Queen of the Dead Moon! In this episode, we discuss the history of basketball in Japan. We also talk about German titles, astrology-based superpowers, BTTF rules, 2000's Sailor Moon, bringing the villain on board, Crystal Nagoya, Azubu-Juban Park, determinedly, the three woman weave, tappa tappa tappa, Mjolnir omlettes, evil wine, and a well-deserved sticker! Every week a new movie! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

5 APR 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The tension persists this week as the Sailor Senshi ponder the strange events in Tokyo! Can they solve their dilemma before Mamoru is lost to evil? In this episode, we discuss Einstein's travels in Japan. We also talk about weird advent calendars, diagnosing teenagerism, Tyhpoid Usagi, Naru/Umino paint, a rash of lazenings, golden eye-based infidelity, bad luck force multipliers, leftover diapers, retroactive exposition, Moon Hypocrisy Action, evil home renovation, being the Jolene, "they dumb?", and running out of culture! YOU GUYS LIED TO ME! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

29 MAR 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The treachery continues this week as Nehellenia expands her dark power through the reflections of Tokyo! Can the Sailor Senshi find a way to meet this overwhelming new challenge or is the world in for a new dark age? In this episode, we discuss the learning English in Japan. We also talk about junior boomers, Myler: The Real Enemy, bootleg "Just Shoot Me", domesticating the Outers, Charlie Chaplin suits, 3 Women and a Former Baby, Phantom 90, BASICheads, Lynchian vibes, being "filler-proof", World History movies, frenetic obstacles, le weed, Sailor Moon: Civil War, and being treated like a potato! Are you there, Takeuchi? It's me, Haruka. We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

15 MAR 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! Sailor Noob is back for a new season of Sailor Moon as Usagi and friends begin their high school adventures! While Chibiusa gets stuck in the 20th century by a mysterious starfall, the Outer Senshi learn the hard way that trouble is brewing and some evils don't stay dead! In this episode, we discuss the Japanese concept of wabi-sabi. We also talk about Japanese semicolons, Sailor "R's". Juban Community College, Sailor bullets, cotton candy street pizza, crystalline cretins, getting more anime-e, negative space spoilers, getting sucked back to the future, eggplant simpzards, gilding Lily, dogs in the water, mooning your wiki, a wild engrishing, wax pencil math, and a befanged bastardess! RIP AKIRA TORIYAMA We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

23 FEB 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! An era of Sailor Moon comes to a close this week as we deliver a double-sized episode of Moon Crisis goodness! First, Ami is the greatest student in Japan, but is she being stalked by a close rival? Then, when a whimsical, candy-based menace threatens to destroy Earth, the Sailor Senshi will have to resist the lure of childish dreams or be consumed by evil! In this episode, we discuss cram school in Japan, wagashi, yogashi, and togashi. We also talk about keeping up with the Tsukinos, earning the PG-13, being mer-curious, Japan stans, a MEXT divided against itself, being viciously loved, pastry-themed group therapy, rueing Pururu, Snoke vs. Snape, jiggling candy boys, underboob smash, Undertaker no-sell power, the Robert Towne of anime, kitchen sinking it, a Lady Bird situation, a Black Mercy moment, and Japanese Jeff Foxworthy! I vant to suck your planet! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

16 FEB 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! This week, we finally put Sailor Moon SuperS in the rearview mirror and do our best to prove scientifically why we had such a bad time over the last 39 epiosdes. We also talk about the highs and glaring lows of the season, picking the bones, table-flipping moments, the Stephanie Meier of horse fic, the benefit of lemures, wearing Fish on Fridays, doing the numbers, the ultimate shade of eight 2s, two consenting cosplayers, boken friendships, daemon small business owners, Japanese biscuit lack, WWTED?, becoming less anime, booting the Ferrari, Mina Mako and the Married Guy, feeling the leash, audience Q&As, Take a Bow suck, and an interview with Pegasus! WWTED? We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

9 FEB 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! The staggering conclusion arrives this week as Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon clash with Queen Nehellenia while the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Can the Sailor Senshi overcome their weaknesses or will Earth fall to a legacy of darkness and rage? In this episode, we discuss Japan's most famous peak, Mount Fuji. We also talk about feeling like Luke Skywalker, dragonphants, Business Casual Pazuzu, unexpected Quato, doing a Point Break, flying from prosecution, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, cybergirls in a data pool, the magic of lying, The Mount Fujiyamasan-san, sushi yume, rating Pegasus, Mecha-Nehellenia, and spontaneous sticker time! Why didn't you tell me?! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

2 FEB 2024 · Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series! It's the penultimate episode of Sailor Moon SuperS this week, as the Deam Moon Circus holds sway over Tokyo! Can Chibiusa and Helios tap the power of beautiful dreams to once and for all rid the world of Nehellenia's rage? In this episode, we discuss the history of the Buddhist temple Todai-ji. We also talk about golden revivals, cupolas and peristyles and colonnades, VesVes being the real leader, winning with close-up magic, teamship, catching in the clutch, budget bazaars, 9 bad guys and a horse, losing climaxes, Sailor Moon: Renewal, Earth manboys, Cockney gangster deer, animal husbands, the Buddha of Theseus, Smashing Pineapples, and Sailor Planets Power! 616! We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787 Answer this week's show question on Spotify! Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

27 JAN 2024 · Sometimes we need a break from the day-to-day, and that's when we go on Shore Leave! Shore Leave is our monthly series where we kick back and talk about some of the Sailor Moon and anime-adjacent topics that are on our minds. A real chill-out zone where ideas can hang out and do whatever. And now we're live every Wednesday night at 7pm central on Twitch! This week, we're talking about Sugamo, the Harajuku for grandmas, and Hideo Itokawa, the Dr. Rocket of Japan! What do we think about when we think about rockets? Join Kaliban on Twitch weekdays at 12pm for the Laser Lunch Hour! http://twitch.tv/justenoughtrope Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, and Evangelion podcasts! http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob Put Sailor Noob merch on your body! http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord! http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor http://www.justenoughtrope.com http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx Buy us a Kōhī on Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope