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Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully...
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Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and bask in the sassiness of the characters. Schubes and his guests cover a portion of the Harry Potter franchise each week, taking you on a journey through your childhood, this time with the rose-tinted glasses off.
Follow Potterless on Twitter (@PottterlessPod) and Instagram (@PotterlessPodcast), and learn more about the show at www.potterlesspodcast.com
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Follow Potterless on Twitter (@PottterlessPod) and Instagram (@PotterlessPodcast), and learn more about the show at www.potterlesspodcast.com
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29 MAY 2023 · From the Milwaukee live show on June 20, 2022, it’s a different spin on Potterless. In this show, Schubes give two comedic TED Talks (FRED Talks) about 1) why his theory about what was going on in Prisoner of Azkaban was better than the actual reveal and 2) how Ludo Bagman actually could’ve been an incredible villain and not just a red herring. It’s a good time with a fun crowd! Topics include: clip Art, trademarked names, The Matrix, time travel, apologizing, Deadric Diggory, particular HP fans, timely nerds, backpacks, laughing at yourself, Severence, split versions, fan fiction, Adam Silver, planted lies, Daniel Day Lewis, Voldemort pouncing, teenage nemesis, pretzel sticks, Michael Jordan’s gambling, the sausage race, grapefruits, sass levels, the Brewers’ slide, dedication, squeaky cheese curds, The Recombobulation Area, millennial deathly hallows, Broadway, sneaker heads, yellow, snails, and more!
POTTERLESS LIVE in Cleveland, Detroit, Toronto, and Hartford: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
Mike's D&D Show: www.20tomidnight.com
Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: http://www.patreon.com/potterless
CREDITS:
Basically everything - Mike Schubert (http://www.schub.es)
Music - Bettina Campomanes
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23 MAY 2023 · Hello! Just here with a bonus update episode to let you know that next Monday, May 29, there will be a new episode of Potterless and also WE ARE COMING TO CITIES NEAR YOU (depending on where you live) STARTING THIS WEEK! Here's the current rundown, and you can get tickets to all of these shows at www.potterlesspodcast.com/live or www.schub.es/tour
may 24, 2023 - Seattle - TNO - https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-newest-olympian-live-show-here-after-tickets/13078435?pl=crocodile&edpPlParam=%3Fpl%3Dcrocodile
may 26, 2023 - Vancouver - TNO & Potterless combo show - https://admitone.com/events/potterless-the-newest-olympian-vancouver-8822845
jun. 14, 2023 - Cleveland - TNO & Potterless combo show - https://www.seetickets.us/event/Potterless-and-The-Newest-Olympian-Live-at-Mahalls/542498
jun. 16, 2023 - Detroit - TNO & Potterless combo show - https://www.ticketweb.com/event/potterless-the-newest-olympian-pike-room-the-crofoot-tickets/13101065?pl=crofoot
jun. 18, 2023 - Toronto - TNO & Potterless combo show - https://admitone.com/events/potterless-toronto-8842478
jul. 15, 2023 - Hartford - TNO & Potterless combo show - https://event.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSale.do?performance_id=4479095&method=restoreToken
aug. 7, 2023 - Chicago - TNO - https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-newest-olympian-beat-kitchen-tickets/13224338?pl=kickstand
aug. 8, 2023 - Milwaukee - TNO - https://www.ticketweb.com/event/the-newest-olympian-live-show-shank-hall-tickets/13238878?pl=shank
aug. 10, 2023 - Minneapolis/St. Paul - TNO - https://www.axs.com/events/486367/the-newest-olympian-with-mike-schubert-tickets?skin=turfclub
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27 MAR 2023 · Live from Nashville on 3/3/22, Mike and Johnny are back with another bracket and holy moly is this timely since we recorded this in March AND NOW I'M RELEASING IT THE FOLLOWING MARCH! Bracket season, BAYBEE. Come hear these two nerds determine the best food in all of Harry Potter with the help of the crowd! Topics include: hot chicken, Bud Light, Tinder, peppermint humbug, The Wu Tang Clan, alligator, dragon butcher, spicy candy, grandma food, Mary Berry, Rainforest Cafe, Bo Burnham, Team Pumpkin, Nashvillains, Harry Potter board games, The Lion King, porches, The Pancake Pantry, What’s New Scooby Doo?, Degrassi, Eric Nam, and more!
Potterless live: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: http://www.patreon.com/potterless
The Newest Olympian: http://www.thenewestolympian.com
Mike’s D&D Stream: http://www.20tomidnight.com
CREDITS:
Basically everything - Mike Schubert (http://www.schub.es)
Music - Bettina Campomanes
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30 JAN 2023 · Live from Chicago on 6/19/22, Schubes is joined by Mugglecast's Eric Scull to take your favorite HP characters and put them through a Hunger Games-style tournament to see who reigns supreme! It's a wonderfully goofy time. Topics include: Malort, Father’s Day, Stanley Tucci, theatrics, PS1 Hagrid, safety precautions, Vegas dice, chess, bathroom trolls, Super Mario, couch prices, pixies, Pokemon Go, Simon Cowell, Erumpent horns, dead people boogers, Bob the Builder, dad stories, wand-weighing Eric Munch, anti-rice crowd, poodles, Roosevelt Island, magic ice cream, Percys, and more!
WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/Oqbz5Yh92D4
POTTERLESS LIVE SHOWS: https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es
Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
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27 DEC 2022 · Live from Seattle on 4/21/22, it’s Potterless! Schubes was joined by Brandon Grugle and Lauren Shippen in his old stomping grounds of Seattle to take 11 Harry Potter characters and have them compete in a slew of competition reality tv shows. See who comes out on top! Topics include: West Seattle Bridge, Macklemore, The Amazing Dogs, Great Pottery Throwdown, Project Runway, Alaska Airlines, Starbucks unionization, The Toadies, sea shanties, Tyra Banks, modeling, Dragon’s Den, The Dallas Mavericks, Raya, Jungle Speed, Canada, donut pudding, GBBO, Taskmaster, Paul Hollywood, D&D, the Fear Factor experience, Marimoto, pull ups, Stumbledore, Top Chef, Tim Gunn, Archie, Season 2 of Project Runway, FroZone, dress codes, BTS, The Seattle Storm, Missy Elliot, Kirby, jet lag, Poo Poo Point, and more!
Potterless Live shows: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com
Potterless YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@Potterless
Mike’s D&D Steam: http://www.20tomidnight.com
Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es
Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
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31 OCT 2022 · From Phoenix, AZ on 5/18/22, it's Potterless live! Schubes is joined by Grant Raun (@grantraun) to cover another wild portion of the infamous HP mobile game, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery. They finish up Year 5 and begin talking about Year 6! Topics include: Old tweets, bluemoongame.com, Voldemort beef, Blue Ska-dooing, chunky peanut butter, D.A.R.E., pranks, Evil Picasso, Rembrandt, Hey Arnold, tooth fights, RPG rules, PJO recaps, centaur shirts, good jokes, Shaggy, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, communication, Talbot’s Kids, Curaco, tulips, the rule of 3s, Flipendo, story deaths, the Phoenix Suns, Fantastics Beasts 3, wizard drugs, Cat Magic, and more!
WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE: www.youtu.be/00T-4bLPHaA
Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es
Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
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29 AUG 2022 · Live from the Washington D.C. in March of 2022, it’s Potterless! Schubes and Johnny are back and doing another bracket (timely, eh?), this time to determine which HP book action scene reigns supreme! Topics include: license plates, open caskets, cherry blossoms, trampolines, Amber Alerts, 24, Boot Scoot & Boogie, Sia, tentacle brains, Fred Schneider, comeuppance, Hans Zimmer, Seven Nation Army, Scooby Doo, Mission Impossible, Marvel vs. Capcom, cookies, Fireball, Ted Lasso, and more!
VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EP: https://youtu.be/7ticCYexsRA
SEE US LIVE OR VIA STREAM: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
Thanks to our sponsor, Lumi Labs! For 30% off and free shipping, use code “POTTERLESS” at www.microdose.com
Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es
Created/Hosted/Produced by Mike Schubert, Edited by Sherry Guo, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
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3 AUG 2022 · SURPRISE! Another live show episode, this time from our 8/30/21 live show in Philadelphia, PA! Mike and Johnny took the stage to determine what is the best place to buy things in the Wizarding World. It's a hoot and a half and it took place on the day the final weekly episode of Potterless went live! Topics include: La Colombe, snack bars, Jim Tavare, The Victoria and Albert Museum, teeth brushing, Rube Goldberg, Dervish & Bangers & Mash, book stores, apothecaries, Vineyard Vines, Art SMart’s Dart Mart, Louis De Joy, LeVar Burton, The Los Angeles Lakers, Marvel, Jim’s Cheeseteaks, Wawa chocolate milk, High School Musical 2, Great British Bake-Off, and more!
SEE US IN ST. LOUIS ON AUGUST 4TH 2022! Tickets: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
To see the live stream of the upcoming 8/31/22 Philly show, go to www.bit.ly/ptr831stream (tickets get you access to one week stream replay as well)
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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es
Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
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30 MAY 2022 · Recorded on 8/19/21 in Chicago, IL… it’s Potterless Live! Schubes and Johnny are back with another bracket, this time to determine which magical item from the Harry Potter universe reigns supreme. Topics include: The World Series of Poker, Charizard, flash drives, almond milk, Jewel, Wizarding traffic cops, Need For Speed, Mark Jackson, Mt. Illinois, MALORT, hairdresser sage wisdom, and more!
Get tickets for the livestream of the 6/19/22 live show at www.bit.ly/potterlessstream619
Here’s the info about upcoming Potterless live shows and when the next set of tickets goes on sale:
Potterless PHI - 8/31 - Presale 6/1, Public sale 6/3
Potterless SLC - 9/11 - Public sale 6/6
Potterless POR - 9/25 - Public sale 6/6
Potterless DAL - 10/9 - Public sale 6/6
Tickets and more info at www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
Thanks to Leaky for sponsoring the tour, you can get 10% off tickets to LeakyCon 2022 (Mike will be at both!) with code POTTERLESS at www.leakycon.com
For Potterless digital merch, go to www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch and for access to all the old Patreon posts for just $4 a month, go to www.patreon.com/potterless
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28 MAR 2022 · Is your March Madness bracket busted? Well, fear not, because we've got a better bracket for you! From our live show in Grand Rapids, MI in August 2021, Johnny and Schubes determine which Wizarding World spell is the best with another foolproof bracket! Topics include: Tickle types, McG & Ginny, Cheeto locks, speed limits, DO NOT OPEN, Monopoly, prank snakes, vague blasts, Pokemon confusion, Inception, the wizard housing market, Dawn dish soap ads, arseholes, RDKKLS, the Nalgene challenge, unlocking cuisine, Captain Underpants, Meijer’s, Song of the South, and more!
TICKETS TO POTTERLESS LIVE: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live
TICKETS TO A TRIBE CALLED YES: www.bit.ly/schubestribe
Thanks to our sponsor, Leaky! Use code "POTTERLESS" for 10% off LeakyCon tickets at www.leakycon.com and 10% off merch at www.mischiefmerch.com
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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!
WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)
PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)
INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)
FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)
MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)
Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert (http://schub.es), Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert
Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully...
show more
Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and bask in the sassiness of the characters. Schubes and his guests cover a portion of the Harry Potter franchise each week, taking you on a journey through your childhood, this time with the rose-tinted glasses off.
Follow Potterless on Twitter (@PottterlessPod) and Instagram (@PotterlessPodcast), and learn more about the show at www.potterlesspodcast.com
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Follow Potterless on Twitter (@PottterlessPod) and Instagram (@PotterlessPodcast), and learn more about the show at www.potterlesspodcast.com
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| Author | Mike Schubert |
| Organization | Mike Schubert |
| Categories | Comedy , Books , Society & Culture |
| Website | www.potterlesspodcast.com |
| schuuube@gmail.com |
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