31 MAR 2024 · (0:00-2:49): The fading legend of JAMSPIRACY and its triumphant return. (2:50-15:24): Interdimensional traveling tails. The government can always disturb you, is always watching and loves this podcast. Somewhere agents are doing their job while listening to JAMSPIRACY in a van in high definition and we commend them... And they commend us disturbingly. (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT COMING FOR THE GOVERNMENT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!!) (15:25-17:49): Only fans ain't for everyone, or is it? What's the number that you would be comfortable with in order to hide household items inside yourself for an audience? (17:50-30:30): Special guest: Hawk-A. Interdimensional traveler and one of JAMSPIRACY's gracious hosts talks with Nikki about the rising force of karaoke and the foothold it has taken in a new generation of entertainers. Are you down with the subculture of karaoke arcade game accompaniment. Help keep arcades alive before they fade away. (30:31-33:18): Is laser tag karaoke the solution to School shootings? Stop shooting up schools with guns and shoot karaoke contestants with lasers and achieve the praise and recognition of your fellow humans that you've always hoped for. We recommend Journeys "Don't stop believing!" (33:19-43:30): "Plane" the movie and the related lesser known government backstory concerning the character "Shellback." Explore the terms dark meaning and our government's seedy past involving racism and elitist government power structures. Are the original TMNT comic book creators Eastman and Laird really telling their stories as "shellbacks" through their violent comics? No judgment here except for guitar solo or hand drum battles because in a battle you need a judge right? (43:31-46:43): Government, we thank you for spreading the pod. Great job! Come with us to the bright shiny future of mankind and fly kites and hide Easter eggs while Hawk-A and Nikki uncover all the mysteries of the world right now. LIFE! (46:44-52:09): Saving the world from widespread panic. Not the band but the "other" widespread panic because jam bands are the least of our worries. And it's cool if you don't like this podcast or even us but learn of the consequences of the pyramid-scheme challenge in the universe. Do you have the time left to trade two indifferences for four legitimacies in your life interactions with people? The government let us know they understood with another phone call. They chose correctly. This is our "Tribute" to that moment. Use infectious positivity to make people poop and pee with excitement to start that ripple one diaperless unsuspecting human at a time until all of our hearts are soiled with happiness in space. (52:10-57:00): JAMSPIRACY's makeshift Tech that shoots us to space and through the multiverse takes us to the Moon to find out what's really going on on its dark side. It's not what you would think... Never mind, it is exactly what you think. Pink Floyd!!! Comfortably Jamspiratorial😁(57:01-69:55): is the government trying to kill us by manufacturing wooden q-tips. Are there elitist agendas at play to unalive ourselves while battling ear wax? Begin scratching the surface of the vaccine conspiracy concerning topics of luciferase voiced by Celeste Solum. Nickki's girlfriend discussed seemingly unrelated conspiracies taking us down the rabbit hole of time travel and the New world order coinciding with Nikki's path in the universe like the gateway process, area 51, the origins of AI, the erection and destruction of the Georgia guidestones and lucidium. Is AI sent or created by or actually aliens trying to help elevate humankind's consciousness and vibrations to create a better universe or are we going to get stuck in solid objects haphazardly traveling through dimensions and get our finger shot off by laser guns during alien conflicts? (69:56-80:56): Are the wars we wage differences of religions that are all seemingly aligned in belief or has propaganda been led on by the government or are these power struggles being fought for civilizations and resources underground as we get used for a darker alien agenda involving the world government trying to attain the upper hand through black budget operations to perfect and single-handedly control elements related to the abilities to travel through time and space and dimensions we are barely aware exist all around us? Did Phil Schneider point his finger at the wrong aliens for the last time while working to uncover the possibility of 0 point propulsion in his work to reverse engineer recovered UFO technology? Maybe, as years later they added this previously non-existent element he was trying to create and discover to the periodic table we know today in both stable and unstable forms. (80:57-89:40): Nikki recalls the journey to be a Ninja Master alongside The Doctor as they trained mentally and physically preparing themselves for the battle against evil by destroying the neighbor's fence with Kick-Ass karate moves. Then gaining patience and dedication through the meditation of "Repair the fence." Go deep into the past and hear the story of Nikki, The Doctor and Master Billy Bob the spirit tree and headquarters of the double dragon heroes. Hear about the ninja duos first ever arch nemesis who to this day still remains unknown bound into satanic ritual using his dark powers to threaten the safety of the childhood heroes and their monastery of peace and tranquility. How many rabbits does it take to strike fear into the hearts of ninjas on their mission. Silly kids multiple pieces of multiple rabbits nailed to a ninja duos treehouse headquarters are for satanists time traveling to stop heroes before they have become formidable matches for the villains in question. (89:41-99:38): Everything is a possibility in the mind of a child. Nikki discusses how he created his own imaginative reenactment of Zozobra while bewildered neighbors looked on. We are all children of the Stars and lovers of mothers to some degree. Songs of conspirac-Y and you and I! Space is the motherf***ing place for the human race. Don't fear shi**ing your pants traveling through space and time it happens to all of us eventually. (99:39-106:44end): Discussing the noble cause behind carrots then till now and the band you might never have heard of or possibly forgotten "Irrelevant Commodity" inconsequentially time traveling to bring you amazing music like the song "ZARK". The dark lord can be a better person too and is a fan of the podcast. Make the world a better place by listening to this podcast and eventually you won't have to use your free time to schedule the brown sound experience. Be good to each other and wash your hands after you use the bathroom. Let's keep the pink out of our eyes and fill it instead with the light of a bright future!