26 APR 2024 · Shoutout to the reviewer who thinks our hosting lineup has changed (it has not) for the worse (that’s your opinion). This week:   - William, Kate, and Camilla all get new titles, perhaps just because they felt like it  - An investigative reporter determines that Taylor Swift is both an active alcoholic because of her current boyfriend and a longtime alcoholic (probably neither are accurate)  - Were Meghan and Harry’s children really born? We will never know.  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

19 APR 2024 · We’ve just learned that a fifth grader listens to this show (hi, Zarie!) and would consider a swear jar if the tabloids weren’t so… you know. This week:  - A gross, sexist rundown of a feud between two Vegas strip clubs  - WHY DON’T WE GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MEGHAN MARKLE’S HOUSE?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY  - A small number of men commit a disgusting crime, and not only is it a widespread trend – it’s actually women’s fault for being mean :(  Side note: Thanks to listener Sara for pointing this out on Twitter — Maura misspoke and brothels are legal in 10 of Nevada's 16 counties. Sexism is real in all of them, though. Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

12 APR 2024 · It was a total fail-clypse of the heart.  This week:  - Netflix borrows a little too much from reality and makes Andrew look guilty of what many agree he looks guilty of  - The queer children of famous people are scrutinized for the sake of crafting a gay panic  - Cowboy Carter who? Your Western style icon is actually… Princess Anne.  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

5 APR 2024 · It’s a return to our regular failure format, friends.  This week:  - The Prince Andrew rehabilitation tour continues, inexplicably - A study involving nose sizes and male anatomy involved a nonzero number of corpses - JoJo Siwa, an adult person, enters a sex shop Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

29 MAR 2024 · With Kate’s now-public diagnosis of cancer, we wish the Princess all the best… but it hasn’t quieted down the tabloid maelstrom of ugliness, blame, and misdirection. The real question is: was it ever going to?In what we hope is our final special episode on #KateGate, we discuss what happened, what’s happening, and where we go from here.  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

22 MAR 2024 · IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was released just hours before the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. We're sending thoughts and love to Catherine and her family; please note, in the interim, that the information in this episode reflects our knowledge as of 3/21/2024. KateGate is the gift (?) that keeps on giving. So, once again, we pry our tired eyes away from the tabloids and focus our attention on the myriad ways that KP just can’t seem to get it right. Also, Obama’s in this now. Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

15 MAR 2024 · IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. Well, listeners, we thought we were going to return to our normal format this week… but Mother’s Day comes for us all.  So: this week, we discuss A Series of Unfortunate Photographs, a PR strategy best described as “wack,” and why everyone’s saying made-up words like “Marchioness of Cholmondeley.”  Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3  And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

8 MAR 2024 · IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode was recorded and released weeks prior to the Princess' announcement that she's receiving treatment for cancer. Our thoughts and best wishes are with her family. This week, we break format and present a Very Special Episode™ all about the absolute debacle that has been Kate Middleton’s leave of absence. What do we know? Where have the tabloids and the palace shot themselves in the foot? And why, exactly, has the future queen of England all but vanished from the public eye? We present the facts, our hot takes, and some new intel — shared with us by the one and only http://patreon.com/KateCasey (Patreon.com/KateCasey). Find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

1 MAR 2024 · If you like piña fail-ladas / and getting caught in the rain of stories that make no sense and are bad oh god please send help This week: - A West End production of a play about different experiences of racism offers shows for people who experience racism differently, Tories aghast - Prince Andrew is doing so good! And no we’re not going to mention the other stuff - You are a walking red flag and it’s destroying your chances at finding love <3 And find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.

23 FEB 2024 · Is fail an aesthetic? Can we make it one? This week, we’re joined by Dr. Jonathan Zelken — plastic surgeon to the stars and astute assessor of all aesthetic propagandizing. Story-wise: - Heidi Pratt says she’s not on Ozempic (but she is still doing a product placement about it) - How do rich people defy age and not look like decrepit goblins at 40? - Here are the tells that reveal your age (derogatory) Find Dr. Zelken: - https://www.zelkeninstitute.com/ - https://www.instagram.com/jonathanzelkenmd/ - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbBFsiIXCggrr877cEl9RZQ/videos And find your hosts on Twitter @https://twitter.com/kristenmeinzer and @https://twitter.com/maurafcurrie, or Instagram @https://www.instagram.com/k10meinzer/ and @https://www.instagram.com/maura_frances/, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. https://patreon.com/dailyfail?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link (Patreon.com/DailyFail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.