1 MAY 2024 · Good news, you have a millionaire dad. Bad news, he died and now there is a bounty out for your head. Zoey Ashe has inherited everything her dad owns, including his enemy which is a manosphere, mens rights, superhuman who will not leave her alone. Listen to us talk about Futuristic Violence & Fancy Suits by Jason Pargin (friend of the pod) to find out how to make the most unhinged plan to defeat your enemies.

29 APR 2024 · On this StoryTime we talk about the story of a fox who pretends to be dead just to watch a bunch of dudes try to get with his wife and then acts like his wife is the bad guy. Then we do a 180 and talk about Annie and Jack taking the magic tree house to the willd west where the convince a man to quit his lucrative job as a horse salesman to become a writer. Kids give bad advice.

24 APR 2024 · Dawn cannot catch a break in this one. She has to deal with not one but TWO custody issues, blackmailing, a couple funerals, and her ugly sister dressing like a ho. It's just too much for one teen mom/sucessful business owner to take. Listen to hear all the drama happening in the third book of the Culter series by VC Andrews.

22 APR 2024 · Elon Musk and his unqualified lawyer are a joke. Ben Brody filed a defamation suit against Elon Musk for false accusations Musk made on Twitter and when finally deposed in the case, Elon shows up with a lawyer who can't practice law in the state of Texas, accuses the Plaintiff's attorney, Mark Bankston, of being the one who brought the suit, and claims that Twitter is the best place to find accurate reporting of the news. It's frustrating and disgusting and you will want to listen to every detail.

17 APR 2024 · Gamergate, neo-Nazi's, Incels, and more! This book has all of our favorite topics. Listen to hear about how things are pretty bleak but at least we have people like Talia Lavin trying to do something about it.

15 APR 2024 · Since there was one off hand mention of Lionel Barrymore in a book we read, we are talking about the history of the Barrymore family. 400 years of actors in one family makes Drew Barrymore possibly the supremem nepo baby but also the family has been a mess for 400 years so not all great news.

10 APR 2024 · VC Andrews is back at it with the second book in the Cutler series. This time Dawn is in New York and her life stays chaotic as ever. Listen to hear about teen friendships, sad boi poetry, and clues to as what time period this book takes place in. Seriously, if you know what time period this is supposed to be taking place in please let us know.

7 APR 2024 · This StoryTime features some weird stories that we wrote when we lived in Eugene! Tune in for the first and last snail perfume model, and a legendary dog astronaut. 

3 APR 2024 · Do you also think you are superior for not buying stuff on Amazon? Well I got bad news for you because Amazon owns a lot of the internet too! Literally everything is Amazon. But wait, there's more! Amazon also helps the cops and ICE racially discriminate against people and spy on everyone. It is not good!!!

1 APR 2024 · Is this the end of Amazon??? I wish but maybe it will be some kind of consequence for the destruction that Amazon has caused society. They really are just straight up the worst and maybe the US government will actually do something about those laws we have that are meant to prevent things from being how they currently are. But sure, socialism is the real evil... egg jeff bezos