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When Stupid Drunks Try Outsmart Cops
Jun 29, 2026 ·
1h 10m 53s
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When Stupid Drunks Try Outsmart Cops
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They can barely stand. They can barely speak. And yet, they believe they are clever enough to lie their way out of a DUI. In this episode, I bring you...
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They can barely stand. They can barely speak. And yet, they believe they are clever enough to lie their way out of a DUI.
In this episode, I bring you the hilarious and often pathetic true stories of drunk drivers and public intoxicated offenders who thought they could outsmart police officers. From failed sobriety tests to ridiculous excuses, these are the moments when alcohol and arrogance collide with reality. Based on real police reports, body camera footage, and court records, this episode captures the cringeworthy, laughable, and sometimes shocking attempts of drunks trying to talk their way out of handcuffs. Perfect for true crime fans, anyone who loves a good dose of karma, and those who enjoy watching bad decisions unfold in real time. Turn down the lights, put on your headphones, and press play — because they are not as clever as they think.
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In this episode, I bring you the hilarious and often pathetic true stories of drunk drivers and public intoxicated offenders who thought they could outsmart police officers. From failed sobriety tests to ridiculous excuses, these are the moments when alcohol and arrogance collide with reality. Based on real police reports, body camera footage, and court records, this episode captures the cringeworthy, laughable, and sometimes shocking attempts of drunks trying to talk their way out of handcuffs. Perfect for true crime fans, anyone who loves a good dose of karma, and those who enjoy watching bad decisions unfold in real time. Turn down the lights, put on your headphones, and press play — because they are not as clever as they think.
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| Organization | Coffeehouse Crime |
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