Friends and patrons, we are gathered here today to talk about this four-part comic, released by Dark Horse, in which Luke Skywalker takes Mara Jade to be his wife. The plot really is that simple, and yet, this comic will have you repeatedly asking why or even WHY GOD?? on most every page. From the many baffling and varied head-shapes of well known characters, to the absolutely deluge of extremely jarring boomer jokes about the manifold miseries of heterosexual marriage coming out of the mouths of the galaxy's most notorious wife guys, to the Imperial plot to kidnap Mara's wedding dress in order to blow up Moon Emperor Al Gore' s own Holonet (??), things sure do happen for reasons we don't really understand. So now we're just two hosts, standing in front of their book club, asking: why did you want us to read this one again?

This will be our final episode of the 4th season! We will return shortly with our next selection, chosen by loyal patrons: X-Wing: Wedge's Gamble. Stay tuned!