Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The danger grows ever greater this week as Esmeraude goes in for the kill! The Sailor Soldiers are still reeling from their trip to the future of Crystal Tokyo. Will they be able to fight against an overwhelming foe or will they lose Chibi-Usa forever?

In this episode, we discuss Japanese dragon myths, Yamato-no-Orochi, Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, Nihon Shoki, Ryujin, Toyotama-hime, Wani, and Kiyohime. We also talk asserting your innocence by force, long division by yourself, "Dragon Ball rules", laser monkey bars, put a dragon on it, double bad dadding, my comb wife, "Yep, it's a Tide jewel," jellyfish bones, Force violence, bottom-heavy dragons, doing a Skynet, and dragon toes!

Not great, not terrible.

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